Kashmir
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Theme song |
| This group's's theme song is Nobody Home by Pink Floyd. |
Tired of Raines Hills being overrun with zombie hordes? Tired of logging in only to find yourself lying dead in a pile of corpses? Tired of worrying about whether you'll get killed in your sleep? Then Kashmir is the perfect group for you! We're a new group in Raines Hills dedicated to retaking our suburb from zombies.
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| Abbreviation: | KSHMR |
| Group Numbers: | 1 and "still growing rapidly." |
| Leadership: | Norman Bates |
| Goals: | To retake Raines Hills from zombies via superior organisation. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Via the discussion page or send an email to derkommisarzhangliao@yahoo.com |
| Contact: | See above, or (if the matter is private) email derkommisarzhangliao@yahoo.com |
Kashmir Information
After moving to Raines Hills following an ill-fated job as a hotel manager and a brief stint working in St. Wilfrid's hospital, Norman Bates looked for a new group to join. He was unable to find any groups he wanted to join in his new suburb so he decided to try to start a new group, a small one that would retake Raines Hills with superior organisation rather than numbers. Thus, Kashmir was born. Norman is currently roaming performing reconnaissance and searching for people to join his new group.
Our Membership Requirements
- No PKers and/or GKers will be allowed membership.
- All players wishing to join our group must pass a brief, one-question test.
Current Operations
- Operation Reconquista: Norman has returned from brief hiatus and discovered that Raines Hills has become overrun by zeds. Hence, Kashmir is now working on retaking the suburb.
Past Operations
- Operation Steven Seagal: As Kashmir's army of one wuz traveling around Raines Hills spraypainting recruitment messages, he noticed a large horde of zombies in the Lazenbury Building. Now it's up to him to stop it...
Current status: Mission Acomplished.
Mission Report: Norman'Bates: Took out 3 zombies and went to a nearby police station and informed everyone of the situation. The next day the Lazunbury building was once again in human hands.
Current Members
- Norman Bates: An army of one.
Updates
June 15, 2007: Norman'Bates decides to form The Otis Redding Fan Club. He then decides that The Otis Redding Fan Club, despite being an awesome name, is a bit unappealing to the younger folks playing UD so he forms Kashmir.
June 22, 2007: Norman begins to get desparate for new members to join his group. Decides to go to Fuddruckers and buy a hamburger.
June 24, 2007: Norman can't think of anything to post in Kashmir's updates section.
June 28, 2007: Norman watches The Amityville Dollhouse, declares it to be the worst movie he's ever seen.
July 27, 2007: Norman goes fishing and catches a shark. Declares himself to be the greatest fisherman in the Northern Hemisphere.
September 8, 2007: Norman discovers Ghetto Cow has been disbanded and becomes depressed.
September 8, 2007: Norman finally gives Kashmir an image for it's groupbox thingy. Becomes undepressed.
