Kayla's Little Angels
| Kayla's Little Angels | |
| (GROUP TEMPLATES ARE AWESOME BUT I DO NOT HAVE AN IMAGE SORRY) | |
| Abbreviation: | KLA if you so feel the need to use one. |
| Group Numbers: | 41 |
| Leadership: | Kayla of course! |
| Goals: | Be angelic. Kill sinners. Get a nice family photo at the Bagnall Building. |
| Recruitment Policy: | Generally open. (e-Mail below address. Be willing to kill Things and show interest in a nice family photo.) |
| Contact: | mrodjick@googlemail.com |
Generic Overview
Kayla's Little Angels are a generic zombie group working in Dartside who are currently dedicated to finally getting their peaceful Family Photograph at a certain Necrotech building. (A truly tragic story, as seen below.) They also double up as an Angelic force working to destroy those who would dare ruin their photos and giving the poor citizens of Dartside a much needed boost to their life. Ever since peace broke out, they have most likely been bored and depressed, wondering just where the hell the zombies of the zombie apocalypse are and why there is no apocalypse. They will be given a small part of the apocalypse, whether they think want it or not.
Photography: Serious Business.
The story of our formation and the tragic photography catastrophe... All went well at first, minus the destruction of a generator that was interfering with the pursuit of a good photo, until a horrific discovery was made: The coupon for a price reduction would not be accepted. Zombies being zombies, the offender was promptly eaten and there was an aura of guilt and remorse around the family, if that was not enough however, a bunch rowdy ragamuffins from next door came in and began to fire upon the hapless family! Vandals! In response to this heinous act, the once peaceful family turned to cannibalism and began to chase down and take a bite out of the attackers, especially John Blast, who we fully believe must die and was the ugliest and first of the thugs, and are now dedicated to holding the photoshoot site until the now zombified Photographer relearns to use his equipment and ridding the peaceful suburb of Dartside of these vicious assailants before they ruin more Family Photos, kill more innocents or kick more infant canines.
Why are Angels undead? We all knew God was a right weirdo from the start.
