January 10th: End the Writer's Strike and stop Team Zombie Hardcore!!
As most of you know by now, we - the members of the Late Night TV Crue are but humble entertainers. We live to bring some small measure of joy into the humdrum lives of the few remaining plebeians of Malton who have managed to avoid becoming zombie food. Yet there is a force of evil, a loathsome organization, a pack of pedants who would prevent your faithful comedy troupe from performing its near-sacred duty.
It has come to our attention that Team Zombie Hardcore represents, supports and sympathizes with the greedy, money grubbing, filthy lucre loving bloated fat cats in Hollywood that would keep creative individuals such as ourselves down. We work while they leech at our the very soul of our creativity! I tell you fellow Maltonians, THIS SHALL NOT STAND. Our response? To go out and Strike. The Writer's Strike is ON people!
You don't have to be a PKer to show your support. Demonstrate your solidarity with the LNTVC against the greedy entertainment industry by punching a member of Team Zombie Hardcore in the face today!! Leave the killing to us, but show your distaste for the proliferation of something even more evil than the grisly undead - REALITY TV SHOWS.
Check back here for the exploits of the LNTVC as we enter 'advanced negotiations' with the lilly livered bean counters of Team Zombie Hardcore.
Here's today's foray - only one TZH feller, but the other two deserved death too... heck, don't we all?
- You say "Seriously Diio - you've gotta sign this new contract. It's time to stop being greedy and END this forsaken Writer's strike!! Maybe this will send a message to your fat cat movie producer pals..."
- You say "Scot - until Team Zombie Hardcore stops representing the fat cats at the movie and TV studios, the Writer's Strike will continue. It's time to return to the negotiating table - the people want their entertainment. Take this message to your superiors..."
- You say "Since you killed Gianni, I haven't had a stitch to wear Andrew. Jerk!! Kiss kiss!"
We shall overcome brazahz and siztahs! WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! Kiss kiss!
I just broadcast this as well:
- To the members of Team Zombie Hardcore,
- toadies of greedy Hollywood fat cats
- This is Sarah Silverman of the Late Night TV Crue
- We declare a Writers Strike against YOU –
- you shall pay so long as You fail to come to the
- negotiating table for fair wages for entertainment writers.
- Each day, some of your membership shall die.
- You are responsible for something worse
- than Zombies in Malton: More reality TV
- The rest of you, show your support for the Writers Strike!
- Punch a member of Team Zombie Hardcore in the face today!
- Post an inWitness on the LNTVC wiki talk page!
- Tell them to End the Writers Strike!
- Send your message today! Punch them in the face!
- See http://tinyurl.com/257paz for more info!
- We shall overcome!! Kiss kiss - love Sarah Silverman...
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