Latest Strike Activity
So I got killed, I think others in the LNTVC may have gotten killed by various members of TZH too -- we of course plan for this eventuality in our Strike Attack Plan. No gains can be made for the working man without spilling a little blood. Totally expected and predicted. So, then we killed a few of them in the mall, and we've been working the radio hard. GO PUNCH THEM PEOPLE!!! We can't do this alone!!
Oh, and we killed that A Blood Soaked Oataku loser too. Trench knife for me, indeed. Thanks to the citizen who pointed out that he was the one who broadcast that cowardly without signing it.
Look at the Radio Support we're receiving!!
Up here, me and a bounty hunter had a little exchange about how he wants to bring us to justice, but he likes what we're doing to the greedy tools of the man, TZH
- 27.99 MHz: "Not a problem, Sarah. Though I may be a griefer hunter, and" (exactly 22 hours ago)
- 27.99 MHz: "you a griefer, it's comforting to know we can come together" (21 hours and 59 minutes ago)
- 27.99 MHz: "in mocking TZH and their general stupidity. - [Name withheld]" (21 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- 27.99 MHz: " Y'know, all this togetherness is really getting to me" (21 hours and 24 minutes ago)
- 27.99 MHz: "In the spirit of the New Year, Sarah, I will punch a TZH" (21 hours and 24 minutes ago)
- 27.99 MHz: "Just for you. - [name withheld]" (21 hours and 24 minutes ago)
By far, the most interesting thing has been our ongoing conversations with the leadership of Team Zombie Hardcore all over the place - the wiki, our forum, our personal talk pages and so on. Their leader, Dhavid Grohl, and another 'spokesperson' Duke Cage are really the antithesis of clever or funny, and behave rather like toddlers with poopy diapers and absentee parents. Or like teenagers whose Ritalin prescriptions have been overused. Despite that - some of their rank and file members are actually FUNNY!
I submit for your consideration, gentle reader:
Since your last turn:
- [NAME WITHHELD - BUT THANKS!!]] healed you for 10 HP. (20 hours and 9 minutes ago) ...and again.
- Alexander Karelin+ shot you with a pistol for 4 damage (a bunch of times)
- Alexander Karelin+ punched you for 1 damage. (18 hours and 25 minutes ago)
- Alexander Karelin+ said "I, Alexander Karelin SMASH Late Night TV fools for they mess with TZH. I make much pain on bitch face! AAARRRHH!! now you die foolish American swine woman!" (18 hours and 24 minutes ago)
- You were killed by Alexander Karelin+. (18 hours and 23 minutes ago)
- Alexander Karelin+ dumped your body out onto the street. (18 hours and 22 minutes ago) - so nice that he was NEAT too!
Then just yesterday:
Since your last turn:
- Alexander Karelin+ said "Time to Make Break of stupid face of yours, Bitch who is Not funny pker!" (13 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- shu+ shot you with a pistol for 4 damage. (13 hours and 55 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
- a puke covered bum+ said "BBBBllllLUUUUGGGHH!!!!AAAAHHHHBBBULLLUUGH! (( pukes all over Sarah Silverman))) ... uh. so drunk. damnit you dumb bitch you got in the way of my puke BbblLLuuuaaaGH CHUCk! (( pukes all over Sarah again, in her hair))" (13 hours and 53 minutes ago)
- a puke covered bum+ said "(( upchucks in her mouth while she sleeps )) oh shit sorry bitch thats gross. didn't mean to. can't believe your bitch ass didn't wake up. damn. guess this is what you get for starting a war with TZH members. bluUUUUGH! (( hurls all over Sarah )))" (13 hours and 50 minutes ago)
(more shooting by all of them)
- a puke covered bum+ said "BBBLLLuuUUGHH! (( pukes out window )) theres some cusion for you when we drop your dead ass bitch body out the window. yahoo! im so fucking drunk BBllllUUUGH! ((pukes again)) theres some for Colbert. BBBLLLUGH (( pukes again )) thinking of you people" (13 hours and 49 minutes ago)
- You were killed by shu+. (13 hours and 48 minutes ago)
- a puke covered bum+ dumped your body out onto the street. (13 hours and 45 minutes ago) - another NEAT one! Pretty impressive for a homeless person.
So these two - Karelin and a puke covered bum clearly took some joy in what they were doing. They were kinda funny!
By contrast, here's what Grohl and Cage said while killing me a few days before the aboves:
- Dhavid Grohl said "Sarah Silverman, you are hereby executed for crimes against TZH. Your comedy routine is sub par, you're lucky you're totally fucking hot. Smoking. Just in case you didn't know, war with us = stupid. This is a taste of what you'll get forever. BTTW!!!"
Pretty lame and trenchie by comparison, right?
Maybe you guys should consider deposing Dhave Grohl and elect Karelin as your leader? Seriously, I think we could negotiate with someone like that. Dhave just doesn't seem to be up to the task emotionally or have the requisite maturity. I think this strike could be ended much sooner if Alexander Karelin were the new CEO of the greedy TZH bastards.
DOWN WITH GROHL! ELECT THE RUUSKIE!!!
DOWN WITH GROHL! ELECT THE RUUSKIE!!!
DOWN WITH GROHL! ELECT THE RUUSKIE!!!
At this point, I think we're done talking to Dookie Cage (happy?) and Dhavid Grohl. I will only negotiate with Alexander Karelin or a puke covered bum.
SOLIDARITY!!
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