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Weekend Fury - July 25-27
I found Jimmy today! That's right, sleeping in his own vomit and urine in a nearby building, there was Mr. Fat Shit himself. It was like Christmas in July, I tell you. I meant to get a screenshot of me killing him, but well, I forget these kinds of things.
I said, "Take that you two-timing piece of shit!" and killed him. Kilt him good.
Sheila was there, but she didn't wake up at all. I of course respected her neutrality and left her alone.
So, well there's one. Not sure how many it will take, but boy was that fun!
Kiss kiss!
July 28th, 2008
So I got an early start today - and WOW! There was some good action! First, I guess Shelia and I are still on good terms from that whole me not killing her when I could have thing over the weekend, so she sent me some of the jibber jabber that was taking place in Soap Opera Hospital...
- Arlea Blue said "Can anyone tell who this Sara is you are all talking about?" (exactly 6 hours ago)
- The Civilian 91 said "Whats going on?" (5 hours and 39 minutes ago)
- Sheila Broflovski killed Nurse Southwesty. (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
- Sheila Broflovski said "*sniff* Oh how I love Southwesty too." (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
- south calling more to their position" (3 hours and 31 minutes ago)
- Ryan Quicksilver said "Arlea, the Sarah we are talking about is Sarah Silverman, one of the bitchiest PKer's in Malton. This city deserves a better class of criminal." (1 hour and 30 minutes ago)
Et Tu, Ryan? Really? I know I'm a bit narcissistic, but who else bothers to give you a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants with the killing? I'm hurt really. Well, no not really - I'm mostly looking for reasons to kill people, and that one's as good as any.
But first, I felt like it would be good to make sure my Q rating climbed a little with the clueless Ms. Blue - so I broadcast the following:
- "Arlea Blue - Sheila tells me you were asking about me. Well" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (0 seconds ago)
- "allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sara Silverman." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (3 seconds ago)
- Sarah Silverman killed Arlea Blue. (1 second ago)
- "I hope everyone had a nice weekend! I spent it cutting" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (6 seconds ago)
- "Jimmy's face out of all of my pictures. Then I took his" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "porn and stamp collections and made a little fire." from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "in the backseat of his car. You wouldn't believe how well a" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (
- "vintage gull-wing mercedes will burn!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (2 minutes ago)
- "Anyhoo - nice to see you all. The Hell Hath No Fury Tour" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
- "proceeds! Coming to a building near you soon! Kiss kiss!" from here, on 26.11 MHz. (1 minute ago)
So, hopefully we've cleared that up. I think lessons that incorporate a little bit of pain tend to sink in best, don't you agree?
Lastly, even after Ryan was so hurtful, I was encourage by the spraypaint on St. Alex, which read:
Somebody has spraypainted We 3 Sarah Silverman onto a wall.
Somebody, I love you too! Although I think you left out a character there. It kind of looks like "We boob Sarah Silverman." Which might be nice too, I can always do with a good boobing.
Until tomorrow folks! Kiss kiss!
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