Malton Dental Association
| Malton Dental Association | |
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| Abbreviation: | MDA |
| Group Numbers: | ~8 plus, including
Denty Bosch (Bosch) |
| Leadership: | top secret |
| Goals: | Keep Malton Al Dente! |
| Recruitment Policy: | i'm pepper |
| Contact: | Visit the Denty HQ |
A dented group page has been set up here.
Welcome to the Malton Dental Association.
Who are We?
We're an elite team, called to a higher purpose, tirelessly pushing Malton to ever greater heights! Our cause is just and we shall never give up. Do you think you have what it takes? What it takes to become... a DENTIST?
What the Heck?
A dented portable generator has been set up here.
Behold our efforts! The true, perfect state all buildings should achieve. The generator, fueled. The lights, bright. Its metal casing: dented, the most glorious state of all.
Where are We?
Anywhere generators are found, so too there we are. Or possibly we're at the Denty HQ. Or strolling along Denty Walk. Or in Dentonside.
What do we Do?
You smash at the generator, damaging it. It falters for a moment.
...We dent generators.
Our Philosophy
Keep Malton al dente.
Dent all the things. If it can be dented, dent it. If it can't be dented, we will find a way.
Al Dente Name Origin
- You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms.
- Somebody has spraypainted ‘RRP- no cades, keep generator at dented’ onto a wall.
Jane: I keep reading that as keep the generator "al dente(d)" like pasta. Has it said "at" this whole time?
Aphelion: yes 😂 but generator al dente is hilarious
Aphelion: that is in fact so funny I am going to steal it for the next time I do a repair bot broadcast
Jane: I literally thought it was "al dente(d)" this whole time
Aphelion: Cook generator al dente
Irony: I could change the graffiti...
Aphelion: You should do whatever would bring you joy. 😌
- You are inside the Pippard Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms.
- Somebody has spraypainted ‘RRP- no cades, keep generator al dente’ onto a wall.
Inventing Dent Strike
We figured out that because the game doesn’t give you a notification when someone damages the generator (only when it is destroyed), you can do things like this:
Rise of Repair Bot
Descent into Dent Madness
During a PKer strike with a completely different alt, Aphelion noticed that the radio transmitter had somehow become dented mid-strike. With Aph’s fellow PKers and their target all claiming innocence of the deed, Aphelion pinned the blame on Pepper… who’s alt was provably five suburbs away at the time.
Aphelion: WAS IT BOSCH
Aphelion: IS BOSCH LURKING
Aphelion: WAS IT PEPPER
Aphelion: PEPPER IS BUSY RIGHT
PerpetuallyDead: allegedly
Aphelion: whomst the fuck
Jane: BUSY DENTING
Aphelion: this just goes to prove how excellent the denting is
Aphelion: now I'm losing my mind
Shank: it’s psychological warfare
Aphelion: who did it
Aphelion: was it Bosch
PerpetuallyDead: sorry to jane and irony who don't know what's going on right now
Aphelion: we did a PKer thing and then somehow the radio transmitter in this building became dented
PerpetuallyDead: could Bosch have a cha in the area?
PerpetuallyDead: he's crossed out in contacts
Aphelion: so Bosch is clear
Aphelion: was it pepper then
Aphelion: PEPPER WAS IT YOU
Aphelion: ARE YOU THE DENTER
Shank: god I’m so glad I invented this new psychosis
Pepper: I need you to know I've read the entire meltdown backlog and now I'm cry laughing at work
Zombie Strike?
Delighted by the success of Dent Strike, the Dentists continued to push the boundaries of Malton’s physics. What other actions don’t show up in game? What would look most hilarious in the event log? Thus came the invention of ZOMBIE STRIKE:
- Target: Bosch, who had yet to be brought in on this madness.
- Goal: With only six people, make Bosch think a horde of zombies have come to eat the generator. Defend it to the last. Make it as dramatic as possible. Throw in some ?fixgens for good measure.
If a zombie enters an open building and gets revived without talking/groaning/attacking, you never see the profile link of the zombie. If then dumped outside, they can stand, re-enter, jump out the window, ?rise, enter, zmazh the genny, get revived again, and repeat until everyone inside has run out of AP. To the outside observer, this looks like infinity zombies have been revived (it was in fact two, repeatedly).
The coordination for this was insane. We used the voice chat.
Reviews are In: We’re Insane
Jane: I WANT BOSCH TO LOG IN
Aphelion: BOSCH GIVE US A SCREENSHOT
Aphelion: BOSSDFFVDHSCSSCHCHCHSCH
Shank: BIG BOSCH
Aphelion: BIG IPSY
Shank: IPSY
Jane: HE BETTER FUCKIN DELIVER
Aphelion: he's GOT to give us an ispy right
Aphelion: the single most useless strike anyone has ever run in this game
Aphelion: somehow even less useful than the time we all just killed each other
Aphelion: spotted bosch in discord so I logged in to check if he had logged in, he has not
Shank: shout out to the generator dents
Pepper: how many revives did we get in total?
Aphelion: the plan was 15
Aphelion: so presumably 15 (Editor’s note: it was 17)
Aphelion: mysterious phantom zombie horde
Aphelion: where did it go
Aphelion: who knows
Jane: it's going to look amazing
Jane: Performance art
Pepper: unhinged art
Aphelion: I'm so happy we did this :')
Shank: SAME
Aphelion: delighted we also recruited shank for it so we could go for high score of 15 zombies
Jane: do you think bosch will love it
Irony: I think he will shed a tear because he will be so proud of us
Aphelion: he will be impressed that we invented a new form of UD theater
Shank: HE FUCKIN BETTER
Aphelion: yes 😂
Aphelion: irony's improv adding so much verisimilitude
- (A Few Hours Later)
Shank: why has bosch not logged in
Aphelion: BOOOOSSSSSCCCHHHHHH
Jane: I SWEAR IF HE DOES NOT PROVIDE US WITH THE IPSY
Aphelion: GIVE US THE IPSY
Shank: IPSY
Jane: don't they see we need help with the massive zombie break ins 😭
Shank: because there's clearly a zombie horde around
Aphelion: A WHOLE HORDE OF ZOMBIES
Jane: WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE
Jane: COWARDS
Aphelion: COWARDS
Jane: NEXT STRIKE IS IF BOSCH DOESN'T REACT APPROPRIATELY VERY SOON WE ALL KILL HIM
- (Even More Hours Later)
Jane: You stab Bosch for 2 damage. They drop to 58 HP.
Jane: getting impatient BOSCH
- (Even MORE Hours Later)
Jane: You stab Bosch for 2 damage. They drop to 58 HP.
Aphelion: keep Bosch at al dente
Since your last turn:
- Bosch said “GOOD STRIKE” (45 minutes ago)
Shank: THAT’S IT?????
Shank: BOSCH
Irony: WHAT
Shank: HE NEEDS TO DIE
Shank: NOW IF NOT SOONER
Irony: If he didn't get an ispy or screenshot I'm going to cry
Shank: WHO HAS GUNS
Shank: I HAVE GUNS
Aphelion: BOSCH?!?!?!???
Aphelion: BOSCH
Aphelion: DID YOU TAKE AN IPSY BOSCH
Aphelion: GIVE IPSY
Aphelion: SOMEONE ASK HIM FOR AN IPSY
Shank: You say "Bosch, did you happen to take any record of the weird strike?"
Aphelion: he probably assumed we had someone as a camera
Irony: WE DID IT WAS HIM
Irony:
- You attack Bosch for 2 damage. They drop to 56 HP. (pool cue)
- You break the wine bottle over Bosch's head for 3 damage. They drop to 53 HP.
- You hit Bosch with your toolbox for 2 damage. They drop to 51 HP.
- You stab Bosch for 2 damage. They drop to 49 HP.
Aphelion:
- You say "’beep’ YOU DID TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THAT RIGHT BOSCH ‘boop’ I WOULD HATE TO BE THE GUY WHO SAW THAT AND DID NOT SCREENSHOT IT ‘intimidating beeping’"
- You bite Bosch for 1 damage. They drop to 48 HP.
Jane: SORRY I LOST IT AND WENT APESHIT
Jane: OOOPS
- (FINALLY:)
Aphelion: I'M WEEPING WITH VINDICATION
Shank: OUR SAVIOR
Jane: I FEEL PRETTY AND WITTY AND GAY
Pepper added Bosch to the chat.
Pepper: he deserves to read the backlog of us screaming for him to log in for 8 straight hours
Testimonials
Wayson said "I see two fixgens in the last 21 minutes and I'm getting PTSD flashbacks. I don't want to go back to the mines! No!" (33 minutes ago)
444ryan said "don't know why they want the generator in the RRP dented, but it's taking a lot of will power not to fix it" (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
Since your last turn:
- haifinnesoup repaired the generator. (27 minutes ago)
- haifinnesoup said "Gosh and darn tooting haysticks! Would you leave the poor generator alone?!" (26 minutes ago)
Since your last turn:
- Neil Barton repaired the generator. (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- Neil Barton repaired the radio transmitter. (7 hours and 34 minutes ago)
- Jack Goodaxe repaired the generator. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Jack Goodaxe repaired the radio transmitter. (6 hours and 58 minutes ago)
- Jack Goodaxe said "Guess I'm on night patrol for repair duties. At least the cades are holding up fine." (6 hours and 57 minutes ago)
- Commie Woman said "I think the generator al dente is by design, actually, so I wouldn't worry about it." (6 hours and 52 minutes ago)
- Dex Ter said "al dente works for me. I say leave it." (6 hours and 27 minutes ago)
- Rddr said "I say keep 'em busy, persistence is the watchword for good dental hygiene" (6 hours and 24 minutes ago)
- Neil Barton repaired the generator. (6 hours and 1 minute ago)
- Neil Barton repaired the radio transmitter. (6 hours and 1 minute ago)
- Neil Barton repaired the generator. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Neil Barton repaired the radio transmitter. (5 hours and 44 minutes ago)
- Gwendolyn Laurant said "Giving the dentists enrichment in the final days is very kind of y'all!" (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
Notable Quotes
- Shank Case said "We’re having a big party! It involves repairing appliances and waiting for zombies to walk in!" (3 hours and 20 minutes ago)
- You are inside the Neagle Building. The NecroTech logo glows gently above the front desk, and doors open onto a number of brightly-lit laboratories and computer rooms. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded.
- A dented portable generator has been set up here. It is running.
- Somebody has spraypainted PANTS REMOVAL CLINIC - RRP, NO CADES onto a wall.
Aphelion: WHO DENTED THE GENERATOR IN MY PANTS REMOVAL CLINIC
- A battered portable generator has been set up here. It is out of fuel.
Shank: that generator is TOO DAMAGED
Shank: i can't believe we're just spending all day lightly damaging generators
Shank: in a 20 year old browser game
Jane: do you think the denting thing is actually annoying
Pepper: actually I think it's the funniest thing in the world. 2025 has already peaked and it's only February
Aphelion: imagine spending your AP killing zombies in the street and not, say, denting generators
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