Malton Murder Awards 2008

Good Evening! Welcome to the second Malton Murder Awards (affectionately known as "the Malties"). The red carpet has been laid- the first announcement was made at the Quartly Library, to a worrying collection of librarians, zombies and murderers.

Iwitness of the award ceremony: Individual Awards

Keep your radios tuned for the next installment. Who knows where Red Rum will broadcast from? The results are up in the air...

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For last year's event, see this screenshot and the records of the March Awards. It's all beginning anew...

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	Malton Murder Award Winner
	This User or Group came first in their category for a Maltie, as announced to the good citizens of Ackland!

	Malton Murder Award Nominee
	This User or Group has been nominated by the general populace for engaging with in the murderous ways of Malton. Be sure to vote here for your choice by 23.00 GMT on the 15th!

Individual Player Killer Awards

Biggest Pillaging Murderer

• GioV
• Headless Gunner
• Kyle the Feared
• Pathetic Bill
• Suburban Ed

Winner: Pathetic Bill

Lifetime Achievement

• Coil Snake
• Flogging Molly
• Gunner92
• SharkSkinMan
• Sirens

Winner: SharkSkinMan

Most Notorious

• Flogging Molly
• Heiki
• Karloth Vois
• Knightmonger
• Kyle the Feared
• Lud Lum
• Torec Shadecrow
• Pathetic Bill

Winner: Kyle the Feared

Best Single Attack/ Kill

• PoochUMD: http://img47.imageshack.us/my.php?image=poochal1.png
• Druboo vs. Shotgun Ed
• Red Zeko
• Macho Nachos

Winner: Druboo vs. Shotgun Ed

Grooviest/ Wittiest PKer

• The Dancing Banana
• Jennifer Thrush
• Macho Nachos
• Suburban Ed
• Vigeous
• Vandr

Winner: The Dancing Banana & Jennifer Thrush (Tie)

Best Target (Individual)

• David Suzuki
• D J Eggman
• Shotgun Ed
• Vaccinator

Winner: Shotgun Ed

Best Newcomer

• Bob Fortune
• dipcup
• eugeniedefranval
• your little sister
• Riko Tanizawa
• PoochUMD
• Vandr
• Vigeous

Winner: Eugenie De Franval & Vandr (Tie)

Best Bounty Hunter (boo! Hiss!)

• Billy K
• Brian Mercat
• ChromeGirl
• Druboo
• Nicholas Risto
• Technerd

Winner: Chrome Girl

Services to The Industry

• Akule
• c138
• Flogging Molly
• Karloth Vois
• Knightmonger
• The RG Mods
• Kylethefeared
• Token Black Man
• Torec Shadecrow
• Vigeous

Winner: Swiers

Best Dressed

• Feminine Skin Suit
• Franz Molotov
• Ra'Gru: http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=773439
• Shadowean (drag)

Winner: Shadowean/Drag

Best RP

• Dagoo
• Riko Tanizawa
• Masque
• Suburban Ed
• The Morrish Building
• The Supreme Court

Winner: The Morrish Building

The Sonny Award

• Downinflames
• Finis Valorum
• Shotgun Ed
• Sonny
• Suburban Ed

Winner: Sonny Corleone

Saddam's Loyal Republican Guard

• Cypher Zero (retired)
• Sabanya
• shadowofdeath
• Sharkskinman
• Suburban Ed

Winner: Suburban Ed

Chief of Mischief

• Akule
• An overweight rat
• Bartemius
• Dancing Banana
• Karloth Vois
• Vandr
• Zombie

Winner: Vandr

Group Player Killer Awards

Most Notorious Group

• D.A.R.I.S. 2.0
• Gore Corps
• Knights of the Apocalypse
• Pathetic Bills
• Red Rum

Best Group

• Amish Liberation Front
• Cybele's Slayers
• DARIS (Original)
• Gore Corps
• The Profile Police (RIP)
• Philosophe Knights
• Red Rum

Best Target (Group)

• Burchell Arms Regulars
• Team Zombie Hardcore
• Dulston Alliance
• The DEM
• Friends of the Featherstone Library
• Fort Creedy's population
• Umbrella corporation

Best Newcomer

• brainROT RUM
• D.A.R.I.S. (2.0)
• Iocaine Powder
• Kannibal Kids
• Leighton Kru
• The Rouge Heart Aces

Grooviest Group

• DARIS
• Gore Corps
• Philosophe Knights
• Rouge Heart Aces

Best Event

• Grigg Heights: Pluto's Revenge
• Philosophe Knights vs. DRRP
• Rolt Heights War
• Rescue the Tactical Area (Red Rum vs. TAR)
• Ridleybank Tea Party (Red Rum combat reviving the RRF)

Incompetent Awards

Most Inept (Individual)

• Annun
• Bob Fortune
• Doomguy91
• Dominatus/ Terminator 484
• Finis Valorum
• Mr. Shadows
• Shotgun Ed

Most Inept (Group)

• 82nd airborne unit
• Council of Leaders (new)
• Danversbank Relief and Reconstruction Project
• Flat Earth Society
• Friends of the Feather Tree Library
• Malton Mob
• The stickling 300

Most Inept (Bounty Hunter)

• Brian Mercat
• FireDep
• Immelmann
• Shotgun Ed