Mayhem Attack Squad

	The Mayhem Attack Squad
	The Mayhem Attack Squad is destroying Lockettside.

Mayhem Attack Squad
Abbreviation:	MAS
Group Numbers:	?
Leadership:	Stan Satan
Goals:	Anarchy in Lockettside and beyond.
Recruitment Policy:	Go to Neo Kaon
Contact:	Right here on the talk page or via Neo Kaon

Modus Operandi

If you are a Mallrat, Mallcop, Bounty Hunting scum or just like installing generators randomly anywhere in Lockettside, Old Arkham or South Blythville then we will be coming for you and it will only be fun for us.

There is nothing you can do to stop us. There is nothing you can do to prevent it. There is nothing you can do to dissuade us. There is nothing you can do.

The only place you are safe from our random violence is in a pub. There is precious little left in Malton to enjoy during the quarantine, and a good whiskey is one of them. Mayhem will only hit a pub by arrangement as we don't want to spoil our favourite drinking holes. Be warned though - kill one of us inside a pub and you had better get used to talking in Rs, Bs and Gs...

We will bring chaos and disorder to your lives. We will overbarricade your entry points. We will destroy your generators and re-tune your radios. Then, if you then try and kill us, we will ruin your resource buildings and then come back to kill you. Again. And again.

And all this is your own fault. We are bored of the Malton mallrat masses who tremble in a building cowering from the undead menace. What we will teach you is that its not the zombies you should be scared of. We are the masters. We are the MAYHEM.

That is what you should fear.

tl;dr

We kill shit for lulz