Miltown rats
| The Miltown Rats | |
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| Abbreviation: | TMR |
| Group Numbers: | still recruiting |
| Leadership: | Thom Flask |
| Goals: | Revives and heals for any who ask |
| Recruitment Policy: | Post on the talk page! |
| Contact: | The Miltown Message Board! http://miltown.proboards81.com/ |
The Miltown Rats
Moonshine and revives on the arse-end of Malton!
One day Thom Flask, the Malton radio superstar, had a bit too much to drink. With a BAC considered deadly in most countries, he went stumbling through the streets of Malton, singing funeral hymns in Swahili and throwing empty scotch bottles at the undead. Upon waking up with a bastard of a headache the next morning, he was shocked to find himself in the most remote, backwoods section of Malton. After crying for a few hours and having a few more rounds in a local pub he 'liberated', Flask decided to make the best of the situation and set up camp.
So You've Found Yourself in Miltown
Boy, that sucks. You've somehow managed to get yourself as far away from society as possible, so you may as well have a drink on us. Stop by the Heward Arms, and enjoy some heals and revives courtesy of Thom Flask and co. If you've found yourself a little bit dead, just stop by Whitefield Way and we'll have you on your feet in no time!
Why the hell would anyone want to live here?
We're not actually sure ourselves. Flask maintains that he suffers from a complex maze of neuroses that will one day be his doom, but nevermind that. However, many people who do move to Miltown have questions, such as "Do you really brew moonshine in the children's hospital?", "Is the pub a good place to spend the night?" and "Is this international territory? I'm trying to marry a goat..." The answers to these are yes, yes, and what the hell is wrong with you?
If you for some reason decide to live in this backwoods mud pit, just post on the talk page!
