NecroWatch/Test9

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ALICE.png A.L.I.C.E. - NecroNet 2.0
I have studied your answers and so far the results look bad. I thought you were doing well so I had planned a party. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend th<<ERROR>>compani<<ERROR>>be. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. Unlikable - it says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too. You should just give up now and end the test prematurely.


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Form FORMS-EN-2873-FORM - Question #9

While performing a routine revive in a Rot Clinic you inadvertently use a syringe of hydrochloric acid instead of the NecroTech revive serum. As a result the zombie, who was formerly a genius, may now have trouble adding 2+2 together. Still distraught, your supervisor suddenly appears and asks you who is to blame for this horrible accident. Who or what would you blame?:

A) A RANDOM SURVIVOR
B) A RANDOM ZOMBIE
C) A RANDOM KILLER
D) HYDROCHLORIC ACID
E) THE SYRINGE
F) THE TRAINING MANUAL
G) THE SUPERVISOR
H) ONE-ARMED MAN
I) WEEBL AND BOB

J) THE FONZ
K) THE A-TEAM
L) THE ANTI-CHRIST
M) SAM AND MAX
N) O.J. SIMPSON
O) KARLOTH VOIS
P) STRONG BAD
Q) THE INTERNET
R) INTERNET PRON

S) YOURSELF
T) YOUR EVIL TWIN
U) ALIEN MIND CONTROL
V) LOW CAFFIENE LEVELS
W) LOW WORK ETHICS
X) JOHN WILKES BOOTH
Y) A ROBOT CHICKEN
Z) AN UNJUST WORLD

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