Number Crunchers
Number Crunchers | |
Abbreviation: | NC |
Group Numbers: | Less than 10 declared members, unknown number of freelancers |
Leadership: | Anarchy. We don't need no leaders. |
Goals: | To kill people with numbers in their names. |
Recruitment Policy: | Put "Number Crunchers" in your profile, or just kill people with numbers in their names. |
Contact: | IRC is fun |
The Number Crunchers are a not so much a group as a philosophy of killing. Either zombies or PKers are welcome to work to cleanse Malton of the scum of numbers.
The vile numbers are the scum of Malton. Whether uncreative, unoriginal, or outright zergers, they must die. The most egregious violations are those whose names not only include numbers, but commit the grave crime of substituting numbers for letters in their names. They are all over the place. On the bright side, we're not likely to run out of potential targets anytime soon, either.
Whenever possible, those aspiring to Number Cruncher philosophy should target those with numbers in their names first. A zombie or PKer need not renounce membership in whatever their own group might be in order to carry on this crusade.
Number Cruncher | |
The vile numbers are the scum of Malton. Whether uncreative, unoriginal, or outright zergers, they must die. |