Operation Headshot
After the Minions_of_the_Apocalypse rampaged through the beautiful suburb of Gulsonside twice in two weeks, a secret cabal of survivors joined together and formed an inter-group coalition now known as Operation Headshot.
The Goal
To kill, as often as "harmanly" possible, the most active members and leaders of the MotA - preferably with a headshot.
Oh, and also to taunt them repeatedly.
Why are you picking on the MotA?
Because out of all the zombie groups they have the stupidest name. When the Black Eyed Peas sang "let's get retarded in here" the MotA took it seriously and came up with their retarded name. But even more than that the individual members have stupid names. I mean come on, Uggles? What is that? Although it is close to the totally sweet name Huggles (BTW, don't take that name, it's mine, I know RIAA lawyers so don't screw with my copyright). Or what about Keith Moon, their alleged leader? That garbage didn't work for The Who, and it's not working for MotA either (of course, considering that in 1979 fans charged into a Cincinnati arena and trampled 11 fans to their deaths, a case can be made that the real Keith Moon is in fact scarier than zombie Keith Moon).
Who ARE You, Anyway?
While Operation Headshot began under the loving guidance of Dewey's Decimals, anyone who doesn't like zombies who believe in fairies, pixie dust, and care bears on unicorns is more than welcome to become a part of the Operation, and to taunt said zombies for their obviously girly tastes. I hear they even have parties where they sit around asking a Magic 8-Ball if they'll ever get to hook up with Ryan Gosling.
Confirmed Kills
chick3nmanx2 CalleDel Deadspawner Deathbecomesyou fire tetra Fisty Jonesx4 Gauldoth Greager Grumpster Hrymur Hulse Keith Moonx6 Phlegm CoffinD'odger ratherderX2 Stench Strothx2 Toben the Many TymbrWlfx3 Weazlorx3 Wtfikux2 Zombie GSus Z00K
Scouting Report
If you happen across any MotA report it here.
6.21.06 - MoTA members Grumpster, Hrymur, Keith Moon, chick3nman and Deadspawner are on the ground ourside of Northcote Avenue Fire Station [78.75] in Gulsonside. Somebody please help them stay in that position!
5.9.05 - MOTA has run away to Yagoton after being roundly defeated by the operatives of Operation Headshot. Tim McLargehuge reports a great many dead members of MOTA at the Whatmore Building, and a kill on CalleDel. Reportedly his mother is smooth like butter.
3.18.06 - We are pleased to welcome Deathbecomesyou to our kill list. Death came to him from Alaman's fist.
3.17.06 - Stroth takes yet another headshot. Shortly afterwards he was seen cryng for his mama. She was unavailable as she was servicing multiple operatives of Operation Headshot.
3.16.06 - Keith Moon gets gunned down for a record 6th time. IF this keeps up Operation Headshot may get called off due to boredom. Fish in a barrel would be more challenging to shoot.
3.16.06 - Many MotA members spotted in Club Wadman [77,74] (including leader Keith Moon) next to Blesley Mall. Approx 30 zombies barricaded inside. Please keep the barricades as high as possible, don't dump the bodies and pay them a visit to show how much we care for our undead friends!
3.15.06 - Fire Chozo makes the most of his death by knocking off Fisty Jones with some zombie mauling. He proceeded to slap the remaining MotAs in the area and was heard shouting a victorious "Graaaaagh!" before moving on.
3.14.06 - Fire Chozo is telefragged by the server. An email is en route to Kevan to discuss why this may be.
3.14.06 - Many MotA members spotted in Club Simpson next to the mall.
3.14.06 - Congratulations to Weazlor for making the three timer's list. We at Operation Headshot salute your ability to, in the face of certain and repeated death, manage to each and every time cry like a retiree who just shat her adult diaper and can't replace it because of acute arthritis.
3.13.06 - Multiple MotA members sighted in the Bane Museum, and the Howarth Boulevard Railway Station. Happy hunting boys.
3.13.06 - Stroth is gunned down. He looks so peaceful with a bullet hole in his skull. The well-known assailant was heard to remark: "Strothy Stroth, time for you to go down like your mom on me last night. You pathetic MOTA suck-os are the B team of Zombiedom." At the awards ceremony afterwards Crocop gave credit to an unknown member of Op Headshot for a scouting a report and softening up the target.
3.12.06 - Fisty Jones gets a taste of his own medicine, so to speak.
3.9.06 - Tsar Peter III killes a zombie (probably MotA, but unconfirmed) and delivers a severe taunting to all moderate to large hordes (surely MotA), nearly all of which imply the effiminate nature of zombies everywhere (especially the MotA).
3.7.06 - Tim McLargehuge takes out BGolan with the patented five knuckle headshot. Severe tauntings were handed out all the way around.
3.7.06 - Zombie GSus's divinity was challenged, and Toben the Many was reduced to a handful. Both were found with their MotA cohorts in the Pimm Building.
3.6.06 - Weazlor was found at the revive point waiting to do some human spying. His chastisement included the latest in a series of bicep-related headshots.
3.4.06 - chick3nman didn't even have time to stay true to his name and run in girly terror before he was headshotted by....a fist?!
3.3.06 - We'd like to welcome Stroth to our gun sights, we look forward to seeing you. Also our first confirmed kill of Stryper fan TymbrWlf has been noted. Word is the brave survivor took him down while he was rehearsing for an appearance with Sucktastic, a noted Winger tribute band. Musicians around the world are already planning celebrations.
3.2.2006 - Keith Moon receives his third assassination in just two days. Thankfully, the bullseye tattoo on his face shows no signs of fading after repeated bullet shots.
3.2.2006 - Fisty Jones was spotted in Wadman again and properly disposed of. Will he ever learn?
3.2.2006 - kotsuhizoku, Hrymur, Fisty Jones, Ted Newton, and Hulse were spotted in Club Wadman severe taunts were handed out all the way around. Also, we'd like to welcome newly spotted MotA member kotsuhizoku to our crosshairs.
3.2.2006 - Gahoole, Weazlor and Freakarama were spotted outside the NT building just NW of Eason Library. Given this sorry lot the taunting should be easy.
3.2.2006 - Keith Moon was put down again. Afterwards the mysterious stranger is alleged to have taunted Keith and then broke out into a spontaneous drum solo, hopefully the free lesson will have improved his playing.
3.1.2006 - The MotA launch an attack on a helpless rail station. Dewey's Decimals member Lt. Goodberry lays down some old-fashioned justice with a headshot to MotA boss Keith Moon. Other MotA are dead or injured. At least one taunt was delivered to the surviving zombies.
2.28.2006 - Many MotA members sighted at the Perryn Building (Necrotech building) in Gulsonside. Located at GPS [77, 76].
2.28.2006 - The MotA has breached the SW corner of the Blesley Mall. Word is that they were severely taunted at the hands of a heretofore unknown operative. More on this unknown stranger as things develop.
Who are we killing?
Any member of the MotA is up for kills but you get bonus points for killing the following. Feel free to add any member of MotA you feel is especially active. Please keep list alphabetized for organization.
anachronist BobChuck CalleDel chick3nman Dead Basher dead ism Deadspawner Deathbecomesyou eaterofcows Fat Baby fire tetra Fisty Jones Freakarama Fred Wilson Gahoole Ganja Sullivan Gauldoth Ghanima Greagor Grosh Grumpster GwenLA Hrymur Hulse Iot Sotot Judge Fear Keith Moon Karrion kotsuhizoku LWS gurunade Matt Pike nyark Papa Legba Phlegm CoffinD'odger ratherder rotten flesh Sammy Sweetmeat Slayerek SlurpySlurpy Stench Stroth Ted Newton Toben the Many Tomislav TymbrWlf Uggles Venerator Vinson Weazlor Whitfield James Wtfiku Zombie GSus z00k zebitch (list edited by BobChuck and Toben to correct errors in minion names)
Confirmed Taunts
Post your taunts here.
"Hey, Fisty Jones and Deathbecomesyou! What are you doing on the ground there, laying together?"
"Do you like movies about gladiators? You ever hang around a gym? Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Ever seen a grown man naked? You look like you would have."
"Operation Headshot is in full effect. The time has come for the MotA to spend more time on their backs than Petro's mom at my party last night."
"Hey! Its the badly named Zombie Crew! What was your name again? Helpers of the Apex? I gotta say, that's not very catchy. You need a better name. [After being attacked]. Now look, if you want help with a new name, I'll be glad to help you, but if you're going to get snippy because I pointed out the suckiness of your name I'll just have to go where I'm appreciated. [After being attacked some more]. Fine, I'm heading over to Ridleybank. They know how to treat an artiste like me. And their names don't need as much work as yours. Guys of the Fairytales is the worst name I've ever heard of."
"Ha! Your little bites can't affect me. I've seen flowers scarier than the MotA."
"*moons Keith* Ha! How ironic!"
"Anyone else here notice how stupid the names of MotA members are? I mean seriously, TymberWlf? What the crap is that? With a name like that I expect you to be a Winger fan. Or maybe a Stryper fan. Come on TymbrWlf sing it with me. To hellll with the devil Yeah you got it now you retardedly named zombie you. How about Toben the Many? You're just one. Why don't you name yourself smart sexy and cool as helll if you're going to lie like that. And don't get me started on you eaterofcows. Everyone knows that zombies don't eat cows. At least everyone who isn't a bandwagon zombie fan. You're probably a huge Pittsburgh Steelers fan too. Got your new jersey right after the super bowl I bet."
"Hey Fisty Jones, I Fistyed your mom last night, and I heard she's Jonesing for more. So I'll see ya later tonight, try not to disturb us when you come in, ok, cause you ruined the mood last time with all the noise you made."
"BTW Wtfiku, I really enjoyed seeing the screen shot of you taking a crowbar to the head. I may combat revive you myself so I can have one of my own. You freaking loser."
""I can't believe I got stuck with the B-Team of the MotA, I've got kills on 2 of your generals, I was looking to complete my collection. Instead, I get you losers. And B-Team of the MotA is a lot like the group of guys that get cut from CFL."
"Look at me! ! uze exclamat!on po!ntz for the letter I and the letter Z for every S ! uze. ! am awezome just l!ke the m!n!anz. Hooray for me!"
"My bicep is stronger than your entire horde. Let me demonstrate. (after subsequently killing chick3nman with a punch) Ouch. You just got headshotted by my fist. Now that's embarrassing. I'd love to stay and chat with you ladies, but I've got much more attractive honeys screaming my name."
"What are you, Chick3n????"
"I think you know what's coming next, BallBroth." *punches Gauldoth for the win*
"Weazlor? Do you just sit around and wheeze? Who ever heard of a zombie with asthma anyway? What kind of sorry excuse for a doombringer are you? Hey, I've got a respirator for ya... (headshot punch) *kisses bicep* Works every time."
"I fail to see how you can call yourself Jesus and STILL take that kind of beating!?"
"Ha! Now you are Toben the Few!"
"And this headshot has been brought to you by my fist, Wheezer. But since you don't seem to learn even that way, lemme just tea-bag you. *Does so*"
"Ooh, Stench, you got lucky. I hope you're counting your blessings that you didn't get a fist through the skull like your buddy Asthma Attack over here. I guess all your groaning about My Little Ponies and sitting on rainbows pissed Deadman off here."
"Death comes to you courtesy of my fist!"
"Hey there Strothy, time to die, again. At this rate you're going to catch up with Keithy poo as the most killed Minion. There's something special about being the biggest loser amongst a group of such distinguished losers as these.""
"Ratherder, its not too late to give up MotA. You can either be on teh B-team of zombies or the A Team of survivors. But I get to be murdoch. Also, I had sex with your mom last night."
