Pumpkin Pedophiles/Members

Meet the Leaders Neo Nazi Neo Nazi is a brutal, but understanding figure. He will never forget the wrongs that have been committed against him. His passionate ways have made him few allies. But those who haven't been able to comprehend him due to their pure ignorance, were deemed his sworn enemies. Coming from a poor household, he hasn't had much hope for humanity once the chaos began. With the majority of the adults being so selfish and materialistic, he found his hope only within the children of Malton. It is the very children of Malton that bring his spirits up and give him a new perception of the situation at hand. So, rising within the ranks of skills, he has dedicated his life to preserving the children of Malton, which are the very future of Malton. As an idealist, he foresees a bright ending to the current insanity. An ending where children will be listened to and loved and cherished. Oh, how he hopes for the true days of Halloween where children and adults can hold hands and have a gay time while picking out the best pumpkins from the fields. Anyone who is a threat willing to halt his dreams, will perish immediately. Lezick Lezick is the most neatest, organized aristocrat of our time period, and a lover of the fine arts. Legend has it that he is a direct descendant of Priapus. While infatuated with the modern marvels of his time, he cannot help but to divulge his most loved habit of collecting classicist art. Anytime he enters a building which does not suit his taste, he is obliged to decorate it with intriguing tapestries, paintings, and sculptures. People should not be misguided by his highly profound interests, for he is a missionary in disguise. His passion for art has lead him to a philosophy which, to be truthful, is very logical. He believes that in order for art to flow throughout the future generations, the children of Malton must be saved and given comfortable shelter, and allowed to have instruments and paint with them in order for them to practice and blossom with musical and artistic masterpieces. His dream of a future full of gorgeous art which is reminiscent of classical times, has filled him with optimism and courage. No one in his or her right mind would dare get in the way of his dream. Meet the Members Nergin Nergin, a noble, celibate feline from the shires of Malton. His only goals in life are to give the deprived children of Malton the decent loving upbringing he never had, some frown upon his choice of actions when going about achieving this goal but most herald him as the next Nelson Mandela, only a tad bit more gayer. Naturally as a noble young child lover he doesn't racially shun any young one, in fact he's known to have cherished and raised at least 400 Vietnamese felines. Never letting any faggot, whore or gypsy witch slow him down, he strives to make himself more knowledgeable of the human anatomy so as to be able to properly nurture the toddlers, spending days or even weeks at a time at cemeteries inspecting the corpses of children and monitoring their craniums and anal cavities. The children seem to love Mr. Nergin's way of going about things and their opinion is all that counts to him, he will never stop the crusade for better fulfillment of toddlers, not even death can stop this one. Fido14 Fido14, a charismatic, malevolent dog who escaped from the netherworld; his father was Cerberus. Though evil runs in his genes, he is a totally different being. The majority of people cannot notice this due to his unusual furriness and saliva dripping from his chin, but a different soul wanders around in his body. Angered by the mistreatments of his father, and the petty insults such as "bitch" directed towards his mother, he grew up vicious and intolerable. He couldn't take anymore the loser souls which were sent to Tartarus everyday, so he rebelled against Hades and made a great leap from Demeter's tatas and somehow teleported to Malton. He blames the wormholes for that very sequence of events. In his newly discovered city, Malton, he encountered many beings. Many of them were adults who disrespected him a great deal. Often, he was discriminated against by domesticated canines. He couldn't find anyone he could bond with. One day, he lurked around the playground of an abandoned school and found kids playing kickball. The children welcomed him with open arms and petted him and showed him great amounts of love. He even joined in the kickball game and made it all the way to 4th base! He learned of the harsh reality that the children were facing in Malton. This saddened Fido14 very much; so much that he was obliged to hunt down the deserting parents and burn them at the stake. He promised to use his evil genetic coding for something which he finally deeply believed in: the salvation of the children! AlphaGun2 Alpha - hideous, obese, grotesque. Just some of the few compliments he has enjoyed during his stay in Malton. A Hick with an explosive temper, he was formerly a member of the now defunct CRASH, whom sometimes clashed heads with the Pumpkins and other times assisted them. Alpha has fully embraced the ideals and goals of the PP now, and plans to devote all of his energy to achieve them - when he isn't gorging himself on pretzels, ice cream and other delightful foodstuffs, that is. The Lost Grendel An elusive individual. So elusive, in fact, that even his brethren haven't an idea of his whereabouts. We fear he was beaten to a delicious pulp by a resentful individual after witnessing the local children feasting on his notoriously sour seed, though. Return to Pumpkin Pedophiles