Radio Free Malton/The RFM Expeditionary Team
| The RFM Expeditionary Team | |
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| Abbreviation: | RFM-X |
| Group Numbers: | Hammerhead Joe, Filthy Jenkins, Helena Powell, Jamie Clawhand, Jeff Ireland and Lukas Smith |
| Leadership: | Filthy Jenkins and Hammerhead Joe |
| Goals: | Exploration and Debauchery |
| Recruitment Policy: | Contact us via Radio Free Malton on the UD Forum |
| Contact: | PM Barry Bravado, or Officer Shaw |
Team RFM-X is a part of Radio Free Malton
The RFM Expeditionary Team, or simply Team RFM-X, began when Filthy Jenkins - a homeless explorer - filled a very large camping bag full of assorted drugs and headed towards the City Zoo. Jenkins and his favorite buddy Hammerhead Joe met up, and RFM-X was formed. They have been exploring Malton ever since.
The Team uniform is a variety of green clothes with "TEAM RFM-X" Written on them.
Team RFM-X's Current Roster is Composed of:
Filthy Jenkins
Intrepid Hobo Explorer, Graduated from St. Respit's Exploration School of Study, but later lost control of his life due to an addiction to every single drug known to man. Years past, and Filthy found himself in the clean beautiful city of Malton. He decided to quit the drugs, and get himself a job as a Smuggler/Pirate, so he began his journey at the Malton Wharf. Upon entering the wharf, Filthy was attacked by a zombie and ended up ripping the attacker's head clean off with a socket wrench. Since it was a very early stage in the outbreak, Filthy attempted to commit suicide to avoid a prison sentance for murder. when a policeman ran by and told him a full-scale outbreak had begun, Filthy dropped the noose and axed his way to Gibsonton; where he realized that life was short anyway, and decided to explore the ruined city.
Hammerhead Joe
Hammerhead Joe was bitten in the early outbreak - and spend a short, violent time as a zombie. Thanks to his trusty friend Barry Bravado he was eventually revived - and feels awful about the people he ate. In order to blot out the pain, he joined Filthy Jenkins to form RFM-X. He finds that the excitement of exploration, combined with the total lack of "sober time" works nicely.
However, on occasion he still finds himself among the ranks of the undead. During these brief periods he rarely misses an opportunity to sample what he fondly refers to as "the other, other white meat".
Helena Powell
Red-headed, Beautiful, and Bad Ass. Helena joined Team RFM-X when she was found weeping in Curton Mansion. Her good friend, Takashima, had recently died and we took her in immediatly. first we comforted her, but soon realised the maiden had her shit handled, and didn't need any of our wooing. Helena Powell is the first female member of Team RFM-X, and is a valued teamster. Her aim with a shotgun strikes awe in even the sharpest of the sharpshooters, and she isn't even better with blades. We are yet to discover more about her, but for now, one this is for certain: She is amazing.
Jeff Ireland
Cool, Calm, Collected. These are all words to describe the always cool-headed Jeff Ireland. Perhaps the most in control in the whole group, the man can down 12 beers, take 3 tabs of acid, 12 joints, and 4 pipefuls of opium and he won't even sway. He's always packing a well organized pack of Revivification Syringes, First Aid Packs, and Vitamin C tablets (Scurvy ain't good). Always a pleasure to have around, Jeffy is a lovely addition to Team RFM-X, and he's certainly the most fit to survive.
Jamie Clawhand
Jamie Clawhand, an Oxford Graduate and an all round guy. he can shoot, hack, heal, barricade and does it all with immense skill. His love for G&T is insatiable, and he's willing to blast through a thousand zombies just to reach the liqour store so he can get another bottle of Tanquaray or Bombay Sapphire. A steady member of the Team, Jamie has and hopefully always will be with Team RFM-X.
Lukas Smith
Once a connoisseur and a scholar in Malton, he was about to make his first $1,000,000 dollar deal the same day as the zombie outbreak, and found himself in a conferance room surrounded by businessmen zombies. after beating 6 of them with an executive chair, Lukas ran outside and lived as a nomad, running from safehouse to safehouse. After running into a childhood friend (Clawhand), Lukas was taken to Club Mothersele were he met Team RFM-X for the first time. We've been employing his martial art expertise ever since, and despite his minimal chatter, he's still an excellent addition to Team RFM-X and has saved The Team's ass on many occations.
