Radio Free Malton
|Radio Free Malton are no longer active. Its group page is preserved for archival purposes. Please do not edit this page. This group was reported inactive on 22:43, 29 December 2008 (UTC) Not Inactive?|
|Radio Free Malton|
|Group Numbers:||Petro, DJ Officer A.Shaw, Barry Bravado, Daranz, Mike, Tony the intern, Grindy Gareth,|
|Goals:||Rock every fuckin' soul in Malton|
|Recruitment Policy:||Contact us on the UD Forum|
|Contact:||PM Barry, Shaw, or Petro.|
We are the terribly awesome, the amazingly radical, the freakin' sweet...Radio! Free! Malton! and hell, we are the only reason Malton can sleep. Booze, Tobacco, Drugs, Sex, it's all about the pleasures in life. Petro formed the group a while back and we have been famous ever since. We Begun with Petro, a solo DJ, who eventually took in Officer A. Shaw, a young officer originally from Spicer Hills and Jack Sparks who although currently absent from the airways initiated RFM's third broadcasting run is still thought of as the greatest undead DJ of all time apart from Sarah Cox. Officer Shaw is now the Leader of the RFM HQ, a wonderful safehouse that is extremely lavish, despite such shitty circumstances.
DJ Petro was featured in an interview in the second issue of the Malton Messenger.
|Short-wave Radio Info|
|This group or location has a dedicated radio frequency.
Frequency: 27.85 MHz
Mission: Sharpie the Zobs
We have recently begun to draw with sharpies on zombies heads and buildings with the RFM slogan, "RFM; Best Fuckin' Radio in the Whole City". So far, it is quite successful.
Feel free to join in also, all people who tag our slogan on a building will recieve a free RFM T-shirt.
Mission: The Aquarium Acid Trip
Send a crazy hobo and an ex-zombie into an infested aquarium with 12 gallons of LSD and 20 pounds of other assorted drugs and see how long they live.
Mission: The Haunted Mansion: Gentlemanly Debauchery!
The Hobo and Ex-zombie join us once again in a lovely adventure, but this time, they abuse drugs in a gentlemanly fashion! Yes, it's true ladies and gentlemen, in this part of their Odyssey, the duo meet a lovely maiden, run into some crazy characters, and murders some crazy random people during their huge drug binges. some of the highlights include:
- Refering to zombies as foxes
- Filthy Jenkins spraypainting all over the Mansion
- Hammerhead spiking Squidge's drink with Viagra
- A dastardly, reprehensible betrayal!
Recenty, Radio Free Malton did nothing. They had to do something, or face sudden disappearance, so they actually did nothing. I don't quite know how it works, but there ya go.
Recently, Radio Free Malton has fallen largely silent since the fall of Frossard and The 'Sards themselves. Frossard Place Police Department, the station's home base, is no longer under 'Sard control, leaving us without our favorite radio station. More news as it comes in. --Chevelle 00:59, 10 April 2006 (BST)
Update! Radio Free Malton has returned to the airwaves! Presently broadcasting at 27.85, so tune it in and check it out!
""Update!"' Radio Free Malton is STILL broadcasting!