Ridicule the humans fluently

You say "Just wanted to let you know. You are all so very very dead."

Slopface said "M!N!ANZ!! Ahggrz?" (10 seconds ago)

You say "Minions of the Apocalypse, The Deadliest Horde in Malton, will be here momentarily. You will be slaughtered like animals."

You say "Oopsie! Looks like they're here already. That's it for you I guess. Just a hint for your new afterlife; It is better to eat with the Minions, than to be eaten by the Minions."

You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (3 minutes ago)

Slopface gestured at you. (2 minutes ago)

Slopface said "Ahggrz! Harh harh" (2 minutes ago)

You say "To put it simply, once you're dead, petition us for membership. You've seen firsthand how it always ends for breathers. Why not have some REAL fun and see how the other side um... lives. So to speak."

Slopface gestured at you. (3 minutes ago)

Slopface said "Harman hambargarz arrh GABBA GABBA GABBA GAR!" (2 minutes ago)

Grosh dragged John Fubar out into the street. (1 minute ago)

You say "Ah! See there? That's our Horseman of Pestilence that just gestured at me. I think he's saying hi. That, or he wants me to hit one of you across the face with a large trout. My apologies. Zombie sign language is so very open to interpretation. *hits Todd*"

Grosh gestured at you. (1 minute ago)

Grosh dragged NaturalSpringWater out into the street. (1 minute ago)

You heard a low groaning from very close by. (1 minute ago)

You heard a low groaning from very close by. (23 seconds ago)

You say "Sorry Mr. Hilliker. I guess that wasn't it. And now you smell like trout. Moreover, Slopface and Grosh continue to gesture at me. What's that brothers? Hit him again?"

You say "Dammit! I could understand you guys so much better if I weren't so frickin' alive. Ugh. This incessant rhythmic thumping in my chest cavity is gonna make my huck my guts. Seriously, I don't know how you breathers do it."

You say "At any rate, the rest of you will sood be dead as well as I. If you've enjoyed your slaughter today, please tell any surviving friends of yours to request an appearance at their next feast or banquet. We also do Bar Mitzvahs."

You say "I'll leave you now with some traditional Zombie humor."

You say "Question: Who is Keith Moon's favourite professional poker player?"

You say "Answer: Jennifer HARMAN!"

You say "Get it?"

You say "Anyhoo... I gotta go find a window to jump out of. Then I need to hide, because when Keith hears that joke he's going to kill me all over again. Anyways, later. And I sincerely hope to see you on our side at the next chow time. Bye! and. . . . M!N!ANZ!!!"