Secret Shoppers
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Secret Shoppers | |
Abbreviation: | n/a |
Group Numbers: | Secret |
Leadership: | Secret |
Goals: | Mall Destruction |
Recruitment Policy: | Open |
Contact: | Leave info on talk page |
Many see the malls as the few remaining bastions of civilization. But they are merely the symbols of greed and materialism. Shoppers are worse than the undead, for even in the face of this apocalypse, their consuming nature continues on. But, unlike the zeds, they are still driven by their banausic desires. So they gather at their shrines of consumerism, kneeling before their temporal gods. It is time to destroy these high places of profane commercialism. Smash down the gates and lay low the blasphemers. Caveat emptor.
Buyer beware.
Group members:
- PKers
- GKers
- RKers
Insert your own bad pun:
- "Where shopping costs you an arm and a leg!"
- "Half off is just the beginning."
- "We're slashing prices!"
- "Buy or die!"