Sons of Chester
| Sons of Chester | |
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| Abbreviation: | SoC |
| Group Numbers: | 18 |
| Leadership: | Rineak and Definitely not OGmackin2, savior of Malton Fearless |
| Goals: | Spread cocaine and strippers to all of the wasteland's needy |
| Recruitment Policy: | Talk to your local Son of Chester today to inquire about joining |
| Contact: | Talk:Sons_of_Chester |
Description
We kick ass and take names in the name of cocaine and strippers. Defending the honor of Malton 1 head shot at a time. The Sons of Chester are all:
- Jacked
- Powerful
- Gorgeous
- Winning
- High on Cocaine
- Jacked
- Excellent at Wiki Formatting
- High on Cocaine
- Jacked
Beginnings
Founded in New Arkham while doing cocaine and strippers, this group of JACKED and EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING survivors moved to the east side of Malton in hopes of a better life. Campaigns have included assaults on Fort Creedy, Joachim Mall, Marven Mall and defending Lumber Mall.
Old Crusades
The Sons of Chester were, for a long time, stationed in Penny Heights and Fryerbank, primarily around Lumber Mall and Joachim Mall, delivering justice to those who threaten their fellow Sons. Their plans previously aimed at helping retake Fort Creedy. The Sons of Chester, along with a coalition of other survivors, retook it for a short time. They have returned to Penny Heights to wage war on any who they deem unworthy.
Pre-2016: Cocaine and Stripper Problems Solved
Most of the Sons reside in and around Club Chester in New Arkham and are currently hosting the biggest nonstop stripper and cocaine party in the history of the outbreak quarantine. All survivors interested in some rowdy stripper and cocaine action should stop by and check out the party, do not show up empty handed. Ming Vases preferred.
2017 and Beyond: Where are the Sons now? Return of the Crusades
The Sons of Chester have temporarily abandoned the holy land, Club Chester and have begun a new age of violence. They have relocated to Fort Creedy, in the hopes of spreading cocaine and strippers to those in need. Ammunition, first-aid kits, and more ammunition always ready to fly.
Right Now
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Hey :) We all work a good pace. Bobby ? I'm working it, you ? Lets just say I scrambled back MY forum on history. We have moments... Want to talk ? Please forum ENVY. BTW. a zerg might see this ! HaWWEFVSXX 11 I somehow have more then Pitney going on.. I do hope its the drugs... righht ? --Murderess (talk) 02:14, 14 April 2017 (UTC)
Right now, there are two SoC holed up in Ft. Creedy.
No other locations can be said of the 16 other SoC's.
--Ingrine McCuddin (talk) 23:08, 20 June 2017 (UTC): I apologize for what I said whilst sleep-deprived.
