Space Monkey Knife Fight Club
| Space Monkey Knife Fight Club | |
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| Abbreviation: | Knife Club, SMaK-FC or just SMaK |
| Group Numbers: | currently low |
| Leadership: | [aka twitch] |
| Goals: | Train and protect new survivors, enforce the UBP and HAVE FUN |
| Recruitment Policy: | Survivors below Level 10, clean rapsheet @ Brainstock, no griefers or cheaters |
| Contact: | [read this and reply to join] |
Because Anarchy is Harder Than It Looks
[aka twitch] is a fireman, originally from Cocker Boulevard Fire Station in Pashenton. He wandered across northeast Malton for weeks, axing and reviving zeds, watching as his fellow survivors argued and hid behind heavy barricades while the weak died marooned in the streets.
The final straw was on a routine patrol.
Twitch rarely slept well.
He spent a few restless hours in St. Seraphim's, then exited with his axe on one shoulder and a bag of NecroTech needles on the other.
His extractor identified the two zombies outside - one dedicated rotter, and one looking to be revived.
His dreams overflowed with blood; he chose the needle over the axe. Perhaps he could sleep now.
But his entry point was blocked.
He swung his axe at the barrier, and blacked out from fatigue. When he came to, a zombie stood over him.
"Mrh!"
He looked at the church - the lights were out, but there was a barely man-sized hole in the barricade.
He scrambled into the darkness, and there was no bottom...
One is The Hardest Level That You'll Ever Do
Especially if you're a Scout, Medic or Consumer. Without a reliable source of XP, many join the horde out of frustration, or simply die and stay dead.
SMaK-FC is about offering a choice.
"Nasty, Brutish And Short"
Lone survivors can survive alone. The problem is that they tend to stay loners.
Trusting others is hard. Watching friends die is painful.
Many answer this challenge by ignoring it. Some turn to griefing out of bitterness, or boredom.
Talking is not a waste of AP
Twitch says, Barhah is aggression. It is also togetherness. Survivors can learn from this. Zeds have one purpose - eat the breathers. Humans squabble without a unifying purpose. Finding a purpose takes certain circumstances. SMaK-FC is about making those circumstances possible.
Our Foes Keep Us Strong
SMaK-FC is Pro-Survivor. That does not mean Anti-Zed.
Survivors want to keep breathing. Zeds want to stop survivors from breathing. This is natural.
Our goal is to develop strong, smart survivors that keep our foes on their rigored toes.
Bitterness is a waste. Dishonor your foes, and you dishonor yourself.
Living well is the best revenge.
Sometimes, Love Is Like A Fist
Survivors will not stop wanting to breathe. Nor will zeds stop wanting to kill.
We each have a choice - deny this reality, spit on our foes and fight with our allies.
Or embrace it.
"I say, may we never be content."
"I say, 'Evolve, and let the chips fall where they may.'"
"Someday soon, you will die."
"Make the most of your time."
Welcome to SMaK-FC.
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Civility |
| This user or group believes that while zambahz and humans must kill each other, they can still be civil about it. |
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Dual Nature |
| This User or Group supports the Dual Nature Policy & believes that the citizens of Malton should embrace their two-fold nature. |
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Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter |
| This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard. |
