Team Zombie Hardcore/The Dhisciples

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The Dhisciples

Here you have it motherfuckers, the DHISCIPLES of WHALBERG! His first warriors, those chosen in his first days here in Malton. Tremble before our wrath!

ALL PRAISE MARK WHALBERG!

Dhavid Grohl - The Ruler of Rock - the 1st HorseMhan

headlessagnew
Scooty Puff Sr
profFransworth
Jarlaxle
Viridious - 31/2
Kiiro - 131/14
Rage McRoiduser
BONE SAW
Gus Johnson (en memorium)
Alexander Karelin
Bobby Kennedy
Ben Augusta
a puke covered bum

The Code of the Dhisciples

As we are the first chosen by Whalberg, we must be the first to take up his banner against "the Suck". We must throw ourselves, covered in chainsaws and sweating gasoline into the fires of Glorious COMBAT against the foulest wonder-bread eating douche bags that "the Suck" can throw against us!

Biographies

Dhavid Grohl

Dhavid Grohl began his life as a whiskey bottle cap, swallowed inadvertently by Big Nixon, who sought to end his life and was drinking himself into utter blitzitude... but before Big Nixon could take his own life with the "Four Barreled UberShotgun of Mars" he died as the razor sharp bottle cap chewed up his insides. That very same bottle cap, then imbued by the Awesomite that flowed strong within Big Nixon, sprang to life, and Dhavid Grohl burst forth from the corpse of Big Nixon. Grohl was begotten full formed, and wielding his Ultimate FLAMING GUITAR OF FACE-ROCKING (pictured below).

This guitar, despite being made of legos, still plays when held in the hands of Dhavid Grohl. Upon his glorious resurrection, Grohl sought out Whalberg, he has been kicking everyone's ass all the time. And Rocking. AT THE SAME TIME! And ever since, Grohl has acted as the VOICE OF WHALBERG, speaking for him, when Whalberg is too busy banging hot chicks and drinking jet fuel.