The Great Tandem Accident
The Great Tandem Accident - 2008 - ????
This image clearly shows the complexities of a modern Tandem Machine, just so you know what it is we are dealing with here.
This page has been created to document a significant historic event which happened on Steed Road in 2008.
A global challenge to Tandem Bicyclists was set by the inventor and worlds largest exporter of Tandem Bicycles Sir Reginald Von Hundenburger from Sweden in late 2007.
The challenge was to ride around the world, aided only by your Tandem Partner who was allowed to warm your buttocks with their hands (and Vice Versa) during the ten thousand mile race around the world and back again.
It was an amazing challenge, the winner or winnAr as it is properly pronounced is promised to win the sum of 24 billion Swedish Fucks, provided by the lovely Swedish women all in their late teens to mid twenties.
It was a challenge few Tandem riders could turn down, and few did. A total of 48 million Tandem Bicycles turned up at the start/finish line on Sir Reginald Von Hundenburger's front lawn in January 2008.
Many Swedish babes adorned the starting grid, when the start gun finally fired a large number of cyclists were unable to get a good start due to having massive erections.
The race itself was going very well, it was exciting, rewarding, it made good TV, fighter jets often made low fly passes over the leaders and droped cluster bomblets with the bombs removed and notes from adoring fans added, they floated down on little parachutes and many riders crashed their tandem machines in their efforts to catch them.
Unfortunately the race ended at Steed Road in Wray Heights, this being a checkpoint for the race but the road culminates in a sharp bend too tight for any known tandem machine to navigate.
There was an almighty crash and the sound of splintering metal as the first machine crumpled, scattering prostitutes and onlookers in all directions, almost immediately a second machine hit the first, then another and another... wheels locked into arses, spokes went through brains, riders flew into the air and were impaled on flagpoles...
It was a disaster. But the prize of 24 billion Swedish Fucks ensured that no Tandem Cyclist could possibly give up the challenge, and so the disaster continues, day after day, week after week, the tangled mess of twisted tandems, broken and burning cycles and masses of lycra grows and grows.
Probably no-one will win the prize. It's all very very sad. The Great Tandem Accident 2008 - ???? --Iamnotaporpoise 21:45, 24 March 2008 (UTC)
