The Mester Arms
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The Mester Arms CORAM have set up green Christmas lights here. |
| the Mester Arms
Lukinswood [22, 42]
Basic Info:
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The Mester Arms is a slender three-story building constructed in black-brick, reputedly designed by renowned civil-engineer M.M. O'Shaughnessy seven months before the Malton Incident, after its predecessor, The Hornet, was burnt to the ground by vengeful pedophiles.
Mester's "flown-in" bartenders serve Malton's best absinthe cocktails, cold crisp fresh beer and, without doubt, Malton's most impressive wine-cellar (includes Châteaux Pétrus, Margaux, Latour, Lafite).
Food is served 24 hours, although you may at times have to wait several days for your order. The menu is simple - zombie sashimi (free-range pre-teen), steak-frites (with Bearnaise sauce), Mester's cherry-zopiclone pie.
| Mester's second floor is home to Malton's finest Cannabis Coffeeshop |
| MESTER COFFEESHOP provides patrons with small quantities of high-end sativas and indicas (including Malton Green) |
| A hydroponic grow-room is rumoured to exist on the pub's locked third floor |
| A trained barista is always on hand to provide freshly-ground coffee and Dutch-style hot chocolate |
It is not unusual to find CORAM staff here too, often unconscious, as well as members of several other local survivor groups.
Despite the Mester's reputation for sleaze and decadence, the pub retains a warm and welcoming atmosphere, and is suitable for all.
Unlike the majority of Malton's pubs, The Mester Arms has never encountered issues of zombie-urine beer contamination.
History
In 2009, Mester became the second home to members of CORAM. It can usually be found, caded, powered and with a transmitter set to 27.50.
In September 2010, the pub was host to the opening ceremony for The first annual Oktoberfest celebration. This tradition was carried on in September of 2011 for the second annual Oktoberfest event.
The pub often finds itself under siege due to its proximity to The Coram Building.
As most people know Mester Arms has always been known for its wide variety of transgender prostitutes. In recent time there has been numerous attempts to remove them from history but regardless the hookers are still there - some would even say they are growing in numbers!
Barricade Policy
The Mester Arms should be caded to EHB at all times. The pub is not an entry-point.
Current Status
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