The Shop Lifter's Death List
Mission Statement
Welcome to the Shop Lifter's Death List, made possible by donations from The Irate Mall Owners of Malton, JC Penney, and a large number of anonymous investors.
For years now, people have been helping themselves to the clothes, alcohol, and armaments that were paid for by private businesses. We have comprised this list of infamous thieves and scoundrels in an attempt to quell this worrying trend. We feel that the best way to overcome the zombie onslaught is to ignore them and to rebuild society. This is an impossible task with so many crooks filling the malls of our beloved city--malls, I must point out, that many of us helped to finance.
Goals:
- The complete annihilation of all sticky-fingered brigands who feel entitled to our property at our expense.
- In an effort to ameliorate the damages accrued over an extensive period of time, we will be punishing all those who aid and abet these delinquent burglars.
- As to persuade others to help our cause, we shall be award individuals vouchers that will afford them a lifetime's supply of clothes if they can reprimand the pickpockets through murderous deeds.
Please note that not all clothes belong to our sponsors, and as such it is best to add to the suspect page so that one of our representatives can determine if they are in possession of stolen hosiery.
Motto
Zombunt circa, sed tu nihi furaristi est.
The Death List
The people below have been found guilty of looting one of our stores and will be dealt with as many times as required.
- NB: Zombies can steal clothes too.
Alpha Dog
AlphaGun2
a spray can
Adamanteus
Aypok
Barbierella
Bravo Brown
CJG Gizmo
DaMarqueDeFunkybunch
dont tase me bro
Nicholas Risto
Neohuman
Ryan Lynch
Tom Bombadill
Suspected Shoplifters
Amateur detectives believe the people in this category are wearing stolen clothes. We can neither endorse nor criticize anything done to these people.
Shoppers Granted Immunity
The people below have proven that they can be trusted with clothes and will not be executed for clothes theft.
ahzid
anthemtears
Ashley Valentine
barroom hero
Bartemius
Bulgakovnik
c138
ca18
Classix
Cobra007
curlock
Cypher Zero
Dick Bitchin
Duke of work
DuxDucis
eugenie de fravnal
evillic
