Dixie Squad - On Time, Everytime!
Basic Info
Arrived in the City: 2006-06-20 13:39:29
Current Status: Alive and legging it
History
Previous Life: An avid collector of fine dining equipment, ASharpFork once trawled the streets of Malton in search of the elusive and ever so celebrated 'Faux Pas', a particularly embarrassing sort of fork. Cutlery is a celebration of culinary sophistication and a reflection of man's progress from barbarism.
Current Hobbies Now ASharpFork's sole preoccupation is to stay alive in ravaged Malton. His current experiences have given him some perspective and now he searches for the truth (without the aid of handheld metal implements). Some last vestiges of eccentricity still linger in butter-knife-scarred dried-out husk of a psyche. OOC: However, one can only push the same corny metaphor SO far.
Plans
General: OH!, OH, Oh, oh, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!
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