Ingame
You are in a dream. You are under an orange sky. There is grass, and flowers, but no petals. Also here are Lachryma (50HP), Panes (50HP), a frickin' sandwich (50HP), elbert (0 + 50HP), the architect (shortHP), Sgt. Lemons (60HP), D M Penfold (50HP), Some Guy Linking the Window (50HP), Bob (50HP), Dux Vista Ducis (pineappleHP), Giles Sednek (50HP), boxy is vaguely Tammy (50HP), a Krazy Monkey that likes bananas because he is a monkey obviously (20HP), Swiers (50HP), Mobius (50HP), a Rooster for some reason (40HP), Simon (∞HP), Kevan (∞HP).
There is a white light here. It is running.
There is a lone zombie here. It is wearing pajamas.
- There is a daze, and in this daze, there is another daze. And in the other daze, there is this dream.
Since your last turn:
- • Bob cybers 240 times. (ages ago)
- • the zombie goes by no alias. (bai)
- • leprechaun has the gold. (still does)
- • There is a ninja behind you. (go look)
- • Simon and Kevan duel to the death. (indeterminate)
- • the Gnome is still nekkid. (probably)
- • a frickin' sandwich wants inside you. (please let it)
- • Simon and Kevan duel to the depth. (indeterminate)
- • elbert reads the Janitorial Battle Guide. (4 minutes ago)
- • There is still a ninja behind you. (don't look, he's pissed)
- • Lachryma says "I is alive. You have problem with that?" (erroneously dead)
- • Someone in the RC apparently likes Taylor Swift. (I just checked)
- • The cake is a life. (17 hours ago)
- • I hope this is funny, or at least mildly entertaining. (still writing)
- • Swiers says "Who dies first?" (1 second ago)
- • Mobius says "Hedge your guesses." (.5 seconds ago)
- • Sgt. Lemons says "Winner gets +1." (.0 seconds ago)
- • I keep messing up the formating, it's really annoying. (2 years ago)
- • I keep changing fucking to less fuck-filled words, as I am a goodie-too-shoe. (right now)
- • Still reading? (loser)
- • Giles Sednik eats a Cheesy Poof. (yummy)
- • the architect is the- (forever)
- • There is still a freakin' ninja behind you. It would be best to address this now. (now?)
- • Panes runs around in circles. (1 minutes ago)
- • D M Penfold notes that the Gnome is running out of ideas for this dream. (sort of)
- • a Rooster for some reason fixes the formating, because he is a rooster, and they do that. (hoolslsls)
- • a Krazy Monkey that likes bananas because he is a monkey obviously ponders the meaning of life. Then he eats some cheese....eeeee.... and POOF! (forty-two seconds ago)
- • boxy is not Tammy is. (is of)
- • You contemplate what happens next. (now)
Possible actions:
- This is one fucked up dream This is one fucked up dream I just said that
Inventory:
- You carry nothing. You are also quite nude.
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User:A Helpful Little Gnome
