User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1C47

Ingame

Southern a road a road a road a road a cornfield a cornfield a road a field a cornfield You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a cornfield. Plant-life is approximately up to the knee, depending on where you stand. Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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