User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1CImean

Ingame

Southern a cornfield a field a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield a cornfield You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are in a cornfield. Plant-life is up to your waist. If it weren't for this, it would be nothing or something else, which is sometimes another way to say nothing. It all depends on this being this or that. Possible actions: Are you talking about what I'm doing right now? Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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