User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1RB-turn

Ingame

Southern a wooden barn You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are inside a wooden barn within a field. The floorboards are rotten and the area flooded. The ambient light is low, and it is difficult to see. The universe is already on. The next available option would be to turn it off; but since the universe would need to be on to understand what "off" would mean, the universe is therefore perpetual and would need something above and beyond it to do the tinkering, and so the universe won't be manhandled by the likes of you. You are clearly a creature of the type "within and caught up in it all" and thus it would be as if you tried to lift the very floor you stand upon, if you sought to alter anything about the universe and its activities. Possible actions: Look around Search the area Examine the flooded area Enter Caiger Mall Leave the wooden barn Take the crowbar Try your radio Attack the zombie with your knife Open the treasure chest Climb the fire escape Read the note I take it this will get me somewhere? "Hello? Is anybody out there? I'm so cold." Inventory: You carry only a bent knife and a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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