User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Epi1ZKnoshoot

Ingame

ERROR: INVALID LOCATION a street a street a street a street a ruined monument a street 1 human a street a street a street You are the Protagonist. You have 30 Hit Points and 5 Experience Points. You have ? Action Points remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate You are at a ruined monument in the center of a roundabout. Little of the granite statue remains. Desiccated ornamental shrubs encircle the defaced base of the monument. You say, "Please don't shoot!" The man seems to have already made up his mind, though whether this is to not shoot you or shoot you later remains to be seen. Possible actions: "What do you want?" Inventory: You carry only a smashed radio. It has been a long ride. Your blue jeans are shredded; the T-shirt, stretched 2 sizes larger, is more red than white, and your shoes are unaccounted for. You wear a crumpled paper party hat.

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