User:A Helpful Little Gnome/Stay

Ingame

[INSERT LOCATION VALUE] Loading... You are the test subject. You have -60 Hit Points and 0 Experience Points. You have 1 Action Point remaining. Buy skills Contacts Settings Log out News FAQ Wiki Donate value=you + (location + position x (standing or deadsmushed +/- creamed +/- splattered +/- other) ~ spaghetti = ?2 ≠ (description + flavour + humour - tiredness + wit) + blood / gore x + #humans + #zombies + #deadbodies x √-1 = {location} value=(previous action + [variable]) ~ spaghetti = ? ≠ consequence x reward / πr2 +/- health status ~! if 0 then dead, if not, then (tears + next action[s]3 -1) x √- i = {udact} Since your last turn: • the Gnome says "What? You weren't supposed to click that. This is an error, I didn't think you would try to not continue. It messed stuff up. Shame on you!" (2 seconds ago) • the Gnome says "Please click back, and do only that. You don't want to see what's beyond." (now) Possible actions: Back Keep going Omg, one action point!! Inventory: You carry nothing. You are also quite nude.

User:A Helpful Little Gnome