User:A Lost Boy/Poe/Flock

He says to me, he says to me, 'Baby, I'm tired of workin' for the MAN!' I says, I says, WHY DON'T YOU STICK HIM UNDERGROUND? Oh, heh-heh, that? That's, just, I, uh, BOOM, BABY, BOOM! I'm the Mad Midnight Reviver What Revives at Midnight! Yeah? Keep playing with fire, Superpants! You don't know how much fire you're playing with! You've got twenty seconds before you all eat ceiling! SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! You have all become victims of the Mad Midnight Reviver What Reviv... Hey! PAY ATTENTION! This could happen to you, baby. This could happen TO ANYBODY! One of these days, milkshake! BOOM! I-I-I just, uh, I just uh, wanted to use the uh, heh, hehhehah-AND SO HE SAYS, EVIL'S OKAY IN MY BOOK, WHAT ABOUT YOURS? AND I GO YEAH BABY YEAH! YEAH! I-I-I... uh, just wanted to, uh, wash my hands. Hahahahaha! sixty seconds to midnight, sixty seconds to nowhere, baby! And so he says to me, 'You got legs, baby, you're everywhere. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!' "IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE!!!" --Mr. Excitment's battlecry