User:Arterial Clotting

Arterial Clotting ('Art' for short) was a couch potato with no real skills, no friends and no prospects. He would have produced work-hours in the service industries and consumed food and not much else his entire life if it hadn't been for getting chewed on by one of the first zombies at the very beginning of the Rising.

Now, he has discovered a new purpose and a new strength. A joie de vivre, in a manner of speaking. He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, finding people who like health food and eating their brain. He doesn't really want to let his brains completely rot, but other than that he finds a remarkable pleasure in becoming the very model of a modern major cannibal.

He is a member of the Fiend of the Ninth Cabbage, just because it sounds cool in latin.

He joined Mall Tour 07, and contributed in his own small way to the zedpile at the Whippey Building, but might jump ship if it heads too far south. He doesn't like going down there. (To avoid Zerging issues. You understand.)

He carries a radio tuned to 26.82 MHz.