User:Ballz
Hi, I'm Ballz. If you've met me before, this is more than enough information. If you haven't, I'm sorry, but I don't really feel like leaving my info all over the webernet (interweb, whatever) for you to find. No identity theft, please.
Characters
Yes, I have multiple characters, and no, they don't zerg. I keep them fairly well separated and have even diverted their attentions when I realized they were getting within ~1.5 blocks.
Police Ballz
One of my human characters. Certainly the most progressed one. His typical problem is that he has too much crap he's carrying around, and still doesn't have a fireaxe. Profile
Chilling in South Blythville. Kinda lonely without any significant zombie company in the area.
Firefighter Ballz
My mostly human character. Unfortunately, he's been in highly infested areas most of the time, so he's spent a lot of time dead, too. Profile
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Fire Fighter |
| This user is a Firefighter and is probably off chopping up a zombie with their axe. |
My firefighter is constantly defending the Went [NT] building in Stanbury Village right now. Seems likely that the zombies will soon overrun it, so I might be dead again in not too long.
Zorgoph
My dedicated zombie. He's probably the most fun since I ran into one of my work buddies and we get to hunt together now. Good times. Profile
Actually, Zorgoph's been revived and is now trying the life of the living in Santlerville. It kinda sucks, 'cuz it's like he's gone back to being an unskilled new player. That said, I can throw myself out of a nearby window at any time, so that can be remedied pretty easily. Maybe I'll just PK someone and piss people off till they kill me.
Random Crap
This is possibly the funniest thing I've heard about on Urban Dead...
Today, a zombie made its way into the gatehouse at Fort Creedy. Instead of attacking, it began to sing and dance the Oscar Meyer Weiner Song. The following is what was heard by people before he was killed by Borya:
A zombie said "Mah banana haz hra grhz nam, az hra-Z-G-hra-R!"
A zombie said "Mah banana haz hra zagang nam, az M-hra-H-hra-R!"
A zombie said "Ah, Ah rab gah grab azz abarah gah,"
Luthorian said "now that the barricade is back up, can someone kill the itruder, since i'm out of AP."
A zombie said "An ab zambahz agzg mah Ah ganna gragh..."
A zombie said "Gaz, Azgarh Maharh haz hra rah gah H-hra-R-M-hra-N-Z..."
A zombie gestured at itself.
A zombie said "Nah harm z!ng!ng zambah" A zombie said "Bah Bah Harman"
Borya said "cant revive him, guess have to use my other medic
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