User:Bb buckshot

zed eye(real name:grigori)
Starting Occupation: Russian priest Group Membership: werewolves of malton/recruit Goals: re-astablish church control, spread the divine disease, destroy the toxicity of this city. Username: Bb buckshot More details: Urban Dead profile

currently carrying: a crucifix, a violin,and a bible

bloodtype:ab-

age:20

race:??????

nationality:russian

IQ:140(before insanity)

ocupation:preacher

A hastily made makeshift video camera has been set up and is displaying a crazed looking man. He smiles to see it's working.

Hello, my name is Grigori "AKA" zed eye [profile].This is my story of what happened and how I went insane.

I was walking around the graveyard when I saw some crack head start acting like a zombie. They even had fake blood! So he tries to bite me. I hit him in the head with a crowbar. He falls down, but he's still screwing around so I pull out a gun. He starts talkin' gibberish... I shoot him, but he's still alive. I grab him and bash his head on a tombstone repeatedly. He starts screamin' and his buddies come out. I start blasting their fuggin' heads off! They fall down and stay down.

A weirdo in a labcoat comes out and says, "Why the HELL didn't you run?"

I ask, "Why?"

He tells me that they were zombies.

They take me to a nice quiet room where I went to sleep. I found out it was an asylum. They locked me in for testing. About a week later there was screaming ... burning ... and death. The scientists were not dead, but they were deadish in the sense you fall down, get up, and start eating anything screaming. They kept pounding on my door, but the retards didn't know how to get in. Idiots.

I was in there another day before they left. I pried at the door until it opened. Stealing all I could, I was free from the asylum. Time to have my fun now!

I started to become very angry and very hungry at Night and I always have a lot of blood on me when I wake up, but I digress.

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