User:Bongo

Bongo is not a duck, nor a dinosaur. His ancestors once threw someone important in the Catholic Church out of a window into a manure pile, and thus started the Thirty Year's War. But then again, he's American. What do his ancestors matter? All his kind are known for is nuking Hiroshima and messing over half the third world. Though his kind like to pretend that history stopped at the end of World War II...