User:Borkins

the Mighty Borkins

my job

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I am Borkins, and there is something you should know about me and what I do. I am a medic, not a doctor. the difference between a medic and a doctor is that a doctor heals people. a medic just comforts people while they die.

trust me. I'm a Medic.

what's your real name?

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What? you don't believe Borkins is my real name? well it is.

I'll continue when you stop laughing.

my full name is Borkins Lavernious Turk, and it really does suck to have such a ridiculously unique name. all I get for it is a bucketful of humiliation and ridicule, and the occaisional pity date, but it's kinda grown on me. seriously though, stop laughing. I mean it.

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