User:Brian eetar/Shotgun
To the tune of Shop Vac by Jonathan Coulton.
We took the freeway out of town
The military shot us down
We bought a pistol and a syringe and a FAK
You got your very own Flare gun
I got my very own Fire axe in a fort
We sit around staring at graffiti on the wall
Take field trips to Treweeke Mall
Waiting for the day when all the Zeds will go and leave us here
if you need me
I'll be outside
With the shotgun
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun
(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be inside
With the Genny
You can die and I probably won't notice
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun
Started to barricade the door
Checked out the cloth shop at the mall
I found binoculars so now i can look ahead
But we haven't got real skills
And now even the alt chars have idled out
Maybe if you forget to go inside
I'll take a shot at a revive
I'll plunge the syringe in your eyes and dump your body on the lawn
if you need me
I'll be outside
With the shotgun
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun
(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be inside
With the Genny
You can die and I probably won't notice
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun
I like the Necrotech here that's better than the other one
Cause the other one's not as good
They really need to put a spray up there because it's hard to know
to know how much to barricade
And when my IP limit caps out
I wanna keep playing and shout
I'm constantly refreshing even though it wont help
I guess I gotta wait a day
I guess I never had any other thing to do
And as the Zombies shout I headshot them
An armed one man DEM
Many blocks away and I can see them lurching through the suburb
if you need me
I'll be outside
With the shotgun
You can call but I probably won't hear you
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun
(For heaven's sake it's really loud when you shoot the shotgun)
But you'll be OK
Cause you'll be inside
With the Genny
You can die and I probably won't notice
Because it's loud when you shoot the shotgun