User:Brother Graaarg

Brother Graaarg (PBUH) is a clergyman of unspecified rank in the Church of the Resurrection. Since his rebirth, he has given the gift of eternal life to over fifteen sinners, and infected many others with the seeds of Truth. In his time with the Church, he has been fanatically evangelical in all its proselytising missions in Ketchelbank and elsewhere. He also holds several degrees in theology purchased from highly-respected mail-order degree mills.

In his former life, he was employed as a professional Ayn Rand impersonator at childrens' parties. His death was brought about by falling masonry from a Doric column he was physically assaulting, and he was born again soon after due to the massive cranial tissue damage that resulted.

Despite a somewhat drab exterior, he has a rich inner life, consisting primarily of autonomous communities of parasites organised in non-heirarchical anarchosyndicalist collectives in several of his major organs. For these groundbreaking developments in microorganism class consciousness, he was posthumously awarded the Nobel Prize in Biology.

Brother Graaarg (PBUH) prefers to spend much of his spare time shambling aimlessly into walls and distributing Chick Tracts to passers-by. His favourite colour is duck-egg blue.