HI
I am Chris Alloy. I am the lone survivor of a S.T.A.R.S. team that was sent to Raccoon City a few years ago. My team was attack by Lickers and only I survived. I have been happy with everything until this outbreak. Zombies look strangely familiar to me. I think this viral outbreak is linked with Raccoon City somehow. Anyway, I am have my group, Hazmat and we are doing alright. As of Jan 20, 2010, I will not be on much because of me going to a different school.
Biography
This is my biography. Anyone wishing to read it is fine by me. Although you must be a freakin' idiot to come and see this as soon as I make this stupid account. LOL, just kidding.
Anyway, I helped out with the S.T.A.R.S. team that was sent to Raccoon City a few years ago to help other teams with the viral outbreak. My team and I proceeded through the forest until we arrived at Raccoon City only to find that mostly everyone had been turned into a mutant freak of some kind. We ran into a church where there was a dead Licker. By the looks of it, it was crushed and then shot because its entire head was missing. We found a body nearby but we couldn't figure out who it was. We moved through the church when we heard a thumping sound that Lickers make when the move. I turned in time to see two Lickers jump down from the ceiling and take my best friend, Josh Malgo, as he screamed. He never made it as he was carried up to the ceiling where he was killed. His body fell to the floor and we all stood with guns ready. Next, Bradly Benford was killed as reanimated people sprung up from the graves and fastened onto his legs. The Licker jumped and landed right on him. His scream echoed through out the entire woods as Sarah and I raced through them. Matthew Anderson was next, tripping on a root. I went to help him when the Lickers got to him. He primed a 'nade and we ran off. The last Licker followed us out of the woods to a road which seemed to be going right to Raccoon City's Medical Hospital. Sarah and I moved as fast as we could but the Licker caught up to us. Last to die was my wife-to-be, Sarah Valintine, who was killed as we made our way to the hospital. Licker followed us as we were running. The Licker inflicted a mortal wound on her as I opened fire on the creature. The creature twitched once and died. A car was approaching. I waved for help and got it. The driver drove us to a police station where a S.T.A.R.S. team had put up a makeshift base. Sarah was dieing pretty fast, fast enough so that the virus couldn't mutate her. She told me in her last breath that she loved me. Then we kissed. It was the last one we would ever have. When I stopped kissing her, I realized she wasn't breathing. Tears streaked down my face as I tried to revive her, to make her live again. But it was too late. I stalked out of the room as the doctor put a sheet over her. That same night, we met a huge creature of some sort. It was very strong too, considering that it had a chain gun in one hand and a rocket launcher in the other. Our sniper died first, followed by everyone else in the station, except a civilian who threw down his guns in wisdom. I left via helicopter as the rest of the S.T.A.R.S. teams pulled out. When we landed, we heard that Raccoon City had been nuked. I thought about Sarah. She had gotten what she wanted. And what she wanted when she was dead. She had received the proper burial that anyone could ever have. I left S.T.A.R.S. and moved to Monroeville. However, people there were either plan old stupid or just dumb. I left and moved here to Malton. I have been here for a little bit when the first signs of the viral outbreak that is now plaguing this city showed. I have been fighting for my life when I heard about S.T.A.R.S. Apparently, a huge chunk of S.T.A.R.S. had been sent to both Monroeville and Malton to help contain the viral outbreak. I have heard about S.T.A.R.S. and I have requested to join the outfit once more, fighting for the cause I believe in. And I was suprised when I heard that the Umbrella Corporation had allied itself with S.T.A.R.S. Still, I prefer S.T.A.R.S. any day. Just hope that Chris Redfield is in the outfit for here.
My Templates!
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Remove Head from Sphincter, Then Drive!
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| Pull your head out of your ass, moron.
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... Wha?
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| This user just doesn't care.
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This user > poo
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| Chris Alloy and Hazmat claims to be better than crap.
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IT NEVER ENDS!
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| This user is frustrated by the sheer amount of stupidity and crap on the wiki.
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"Hey, Nancy, quit yer bitching."
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| This user maintains the right to point out when you start becoming "bitchy".
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Point not found
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| I fail to see the point of stupid people and noobs!
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One of my personal favorites:
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Shocked
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| This user is extremely shocked by how stupid some people act.
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Another one of my favorites
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I'm Smarter
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| I is smarter than you.
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Spam Bait
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The PH makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.
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Spam Bait
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The RRF makes a lot of logical bad suggestions.
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Why are you still reading these?
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| This user thinks you have way too much free time on your hands.
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lolcat
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| This user can haz cheezburger.
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Heavy Arms
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| This user or group has Heavy Arms and will use them if provoked.
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Scarface
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| You wanna play games? Okay, I'll play with you. You wanna play rough? Okay! Say hello to my little friend!
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Two Pistols
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| Every character Hazmat has, carries two or more pistols at all times.
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WARNING!
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| Chris Alloy knows how to lay the smack down.
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What is Love?
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| This user can do the bitchin' head bobbing thing.
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