User:Cockbeard
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cockbeard is the Chief of Intelligence and joint third-in-command of the Virtua Ultimo Mo Fo's Turbo Allstars Unlimited.
A legend in his own lifetime among the MoFos, cockbeard's analytical skills are to be feared. This man does not merely analyse trends, he finds, dissects and reanimates them before anyone else has seen him come in. Give him a random chunk of data spread and buried through several terabytes of noise and he'll have it collected, collated, alphabetised and indexed fast enough to put a Grade 37 Bureaucrat to shame.
His only known weakness is a fear of deadlines.
