User:Copper Tooth

'evening, ladies. Step up and strip down, Dr. Tooth will be with you momentarily. *wink*

Well then, Malton. Probably not the best city over which to practice sky-diving, but well, hindsight and all that... I dropped down in Old Arkham a few days ago and was surprised to see that the local chick population looks a lot like New Jersey's. Huh. But aside from that, they're still pretty much digging me, which is to say that they consider me good enough to eat. But then, I've been to Turkey before, it's nothing I couldn't handle. I decided to dust off my old doctor's degree (drawn in crayons when I was five) and do what I do best - inspect and inject, baby.

From what I can tell, it looks like the city's going through a rough time, with a low female (live) population. Guess I'll be sticking around the last fortifications then and see if I can manage to revive the hottest babes first.