User:Crap Fairy

Crap Fairy was once a postal worker in Malton. One day his bicycle was destroyed in a tragic mail sorting accident. That night he went back to room 142 at the Perren Hotel in Jensentown, opened a metal case and removed an old British .303 rifle and two Colt single-action army revolvers. He had decided to make the world pay for the loss of Charles, his bicycle.

He headed for the roof of Pitman Mansion as it overlooked the local cinemas and other populated buildings, providing him with plenty of targets.

Eventually he realized that this was no way to live. Crazed by the devastation he had caused, he began to talk to corpses outside the mansion. One day, transient performer Snarfo wandered through Quarlesbank offering smores to members of the Pitman Terror Squad. Enchanted by this melty, marshmallowey treat, Crap Fairy followed Snarfo to Dulston and joined the Broadway Zombies, a theatrical group dedicated to entertaining survivors and zombies alike.