User:CrimsonD
The characters of Metalocalypse in a promotional poster.
From left to right:
William Murderface ("Murderface Murderface")
Skwisgaar Skwigelf ("Taller than a tree")
Nathan Explosion
Pickles the Drummer ("Doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo")
Toki Wartooth ("Not a bumblebee")
"HTML is now considered deprecated by the W3C" HTML and XHTML tags from the Help:Basic Formatting Page
"Wikimarkup is totaly lame and not metal, slaving over notepad for 10 hours to get HTML tags to look just right, now THAT'S brutal." --CrimsonD 10:58, 17 September 2006 (BST)
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
- Batman Costume warning label
Dial- up telephone modems are an abomination. They cram digital data packets through analog voice circuit switches- - the worst of both worlds. . . even telephone modems, dumb as they are, know what they are doing is wrong. Just listen to their hissing and screeching every time we force them to do it.
- Bob Metcalfe
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
- Brian Pickrell
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
- Bill Gates, 1981
Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
- Linus Torvalds
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- George Carlin
For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex. . . uh. . . setbacks.
- George Bush
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
- Jim Carrey
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T- shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
- Jeff Raskin
This is exactly how the World Wide Web works: the HTML files are the pithy description on the paper tape, and your Web browser is Ronald Reagan.
- Neal Stephenson
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
- Rita Mae Brown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. " "I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right.
- Rich Cook
