User:Deathwire
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Short Story Submission because I suck at using the Wiki and thus cannot remember how to make another page
Deathwire busted through the door of the sculpture museum. There was no time to waste. A zombie horde of fifteen thousand would arrive at the museum at any second. Deathwire ran from corridor to corridor, gently placing the sculptures onto his massive manly shoulders. The building was falling around him.
Zombies were destroying the structure from the outside, bent on destroying the last piece of culture Dulston had. Deathwire was sure that he could escape with every sculpture. The door that he had foolishly busted down, however, disagreed. Zombies poured into the museum. Deathwire fought heroically but, alas, could not win. With his dying breathe, he cursed them to a fiery doom. In this final moment, the sculptures came to life and, being superior beings, destroyed the zombies.
“Your sacrifice was not in vain” the sculptures assured the dying hero. “We will save Dulston from its lack of culture.”
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Socialism |
| This User or Group supports the concept and ideals of Socialism, and their induction into Malton society, through the maelstrom of the Zombie epidemic. |
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The Complimentary Award for Epic Fail in Orange |
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Deathwire, Imperial lord of the D.I.T.P.S, has been given the complimentary award for epic fail in Orange! Yaaaay! |
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Slayer of the Wicked |
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Deathwire has shown what it means to bring retribution to the wicked. They have hunted down a countless number of PKers, and have defeated the most in the competition. They have shown the scum of the streets that the Dulston Alliance is always watching! |
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Zombie Slayer |
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Deathwire has bested all the creatures that lurk the streets of Malton, and eliminated the zombies that were causing mayhem in Dulston. They defeated the most zombies in the contest, and worked endlessly to keep the city clean. Their work will not be forgotten, and the mark of their headshot will be long lasting! |
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Legionary |
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Deathwire does not know the meaning of selfishness, and has worked as a team with an attitude to remember. They have gained the most points through assisting, and show the meaning of the word "Alliance". |
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Diehard team |
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Deathwire and N00bert work together with amazing skill, and have assisted each other endlessly in the field. They have the most joint assists in the contest, and are true masters of working as a single unit. |
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Dulston Alliance Awards |
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Deathwire entered the Dulston Alliance Awards, and came in at Fifth place! |
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Zombie Hunting Season – Top 10 |
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Deathwire competed in Zombie Hunting Season 2011 and was ranked in 4th place by the end of the competition. As one of the "Top 10" zombie hunters in the northeast, Deathwire managed to kill 13 zombies, assisted in killing 4 more zombies, and even had time to recapture 1 safehouses. |
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Zombie Hunting Season 2011 |
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Deathwire is a hunter who competed in Zombie Hunting Season 2011. It was a glorious time filled with awesome people who did amazing things. Most of those amazing things involved filling twitching zombie corpses with blazin' hot lead shot from a variety of firearms. Good times... good times. |
