User:Dementus

The Beginning

April 7, 2006: Applied for membership in The Abandoned.

A copy of my application message

Greetings! My name is Francis Snottly III, and I have finally come to the conclusion that I need help. So, I bring my good name and vast amounts of inherited weatlh, for all that it is worth now, to your excellent group!

I'm afraid I have no one with me. You see, when this whole zombie affair began, all of my servants fled. I was safe in my mansion in the Upper side for a while, but supplies began to dwindle and then the place was overrun by nasty undead! I had to flee and fend for myself. I've had quite a terrible time. I was so depressed, wandering around the city, hopeless, with no one to brush my jacket or manicure my nails. And it's difficult finding any new fine evening dress! I am fairly certain one of my former servants bit me. I wasn't sure since Head of Household Julia used to have such fine porcelain skin... Well, we could have discussed higher wages, but now she is certainly fired! No one bites a Snottly!

When I finally found a mall I could enter, I discovered I was very handy at searching out supplies. My inventory is often very full, sometimes even with useful things!

During this recent invasion, I've found that The Abandoned have been particularly helpful, even to me: an upper class twit! I helped as I could, still thinking that I might leave to find a more upscale mall where I could scavenge a new tuxedo jacket and some good shoes. However, the zombies have surrounded us and fanned out hunting more brains. They breached my hidey-hole last night, and I'm shambling my way to a revive point in the hopes I can become human again.

Here I am: http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917

I have been working on my healing abilities since I can find first aid kits well in malls. I had to take some firearm skill toprotect myself against the HUMANS, much less the zombies. In these times, attacking fellow humans is an abomination! I've just built up a Zombie skill, Lurching Gait, so I can shamble to the revive points faster.

I look forward to assisting in any way I can. Does Bale Mall accept American Express Platinum?