User:Doctor Birkin

A dishelved, young looking scientist. He can't be no more than 21. His blonde hair is in a mess, and his white lab coat, bearing the Umbrella logo, is tattered, stained red from the constant bloodspray. He wears a white button-up shirt, tie, and pants that look like they cost more than the house you live in. He has a customized XM8 Assault Rifle, but his accuracy is horrible. He wears a SWAT helmet. He is rather shy, and tends to stay away from people.

Umbrella Corporation scientist.

	Ouch!
	That's definitely gonna leave a mark!

	STFU N00B
	This user recognizes the difference between a Newbie and a Noob.

	Mrh?
	This user is a Mrh Cow at least some of the time.

	Scientology Unfriendly
	This user thinks that Scientology is ridiculous.

	Report PKers!
	Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery. (Dead Link)

	Doctor
	This user is a Doctor and is probably off healing someone.

	Suck the Cow!
	In the grim darkness of Malton there is only war. And rats.

	Umbrella Employee
	Our Business Is Life Itself!