User:Duddbudda
Biography
DuddBudda is a man who sought enlightenment and failed, deciding instead that life as a cop, with donuts and coffee and bribes and no responsibilities would be pretty much about, you know, kind of the same. After the academy he requested a posting in Malton, North Yorkshire, a pleasant place only 10 miles south of the Moors and with plenty of pubs.
He knew something was amiss the first evening when he sauntered down to his new local for a pint: barely had Dudd's elbow rested on the bar before the landlord had rested a shotgun against his temple and requested he be told the vowels "'Speshly they motherf**kin' high ones, bitch!?"
"F**k me", thought Dudd "a black man, in North Yorkshire and 'e runs a pub. By 'eck, the world don'alf turn."
Current Occupation
Since Malton's somewhat lacking in both coffee and donuts there's no bribes to be had and our poor Dudd is thus rendered jobless. As a distraction from the monotony of unemployment he's taken to scrawling 50 character snippets of his poetry and prose on billboards around town. The first of which is on a rotating billboard in Holmshaw Lane, Nixbank. If you feel like bringing some direction to this otherwise perfect existence then let him know here. Dudd intends to maintain these tags as much as possible, given he's managed only one to date that shouldn't be too hard, please let him know here if one is missing.
Disclaimer [ooc]
Any racist intonations or negative perspectives on law enforcers you believe you may have noticed are wrong, in that, if you think you noticed them you are mistaken and if I, or Dudd, really was a racist we'd be wrong.
