User:EvilCartman/Madman12

He looks about 60, since his hair turned grey, but he's only 37. (Still, get off my lawn you damn kids.) After being in this god-forsaken city for nearly two years, he's looking for a way out. His brother recently went on a cruise, and hasn't been heard from since. After the zombie apocalypse, he turned to whiskey as a friend, and is never far from a bottle.

• Loves Jack Daniel's Liquor.
• Any kind of alcohol will do, really.
• You know what? Fuck it, give me a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
• Hates kids.

	Caiger Mall Survivor
	This user or group assisted in defending Caiger Mall on one or more occasions.