User:Evilbob/Dillywickets

Dillywickets

Dillywickets began his time in Malton as an eager private, literally jumping over the border barricades of the external military despite the commands of his superior officer, dying to get in there and get some of that sweet, down-home, zombie-killin' action! Sadly, like all other trenchcoating idiots, he ran out of bullets on the first zombie he saw after hitting it maybe once or twice, and then proceeded to cry all the way to the closest VSB PD (a rare find!). Over many, many weeks (and after many, many fruitless searches and missing repeatedly with guns) he's managed to eventually scrape together a few useful survivor skills, but sadly he is ultimately reluctant to give up his deep-seeded trenchcoating ways.

In his spare time he often practices gadgetry, inventamabobing, and learning what a freeze-o-matron is for. He is often found showing off his latest invention to anyone who will listen (read: anyone who isn't actively running away), although it often ends up being directly related to the cause of death for himself and those around him. He enjoys Bruce Willis movies, Sly Stalone movies, Arny "Govenator" Schwarzenegger movies, and cross-stitch. He also carries around a Crown Royal bag full of multiple-sided dice and is occasionally glimpsed drawing small maps on 1-inch grid paper.

Current Best Shooting Records:

• 5 misses in a row with a 65% chance to hit with a shotgun. I'm starting to think these things are worthless. Octomber 19, 2007
• 9 misses in a row with two pistols, followed by a hit, and then 4 more misses after that. Switched to shotgun for an additional 4 misses in a row. (How in god's name is a firearm's chance to hit supposed to be 30%?) -- September 7, 2007
• 8 misses in a row with 4 fully-loaded shotguns, followed by two misses with flare guns in what was hoped would be an ironic after-effect. -- September 6, 2007
• 10 misses in a row with 2 pistols. -- August 28, 2007
• 7 misses in a row with multiple shotguns. -- August 19, 2007

	Trenchcoater
	This user finds no irony in 20 shotguns and katanas.