User:Goldmen
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Player Killer |
| "One kills a man, one is an assassin; one kills millions, one is a conqueror; one kills everybody, one is a god."
This user is a PKer and supports the act of Player Killing. |
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BEWARE: Roundhouse Kick Master! |
| This user has mastered Chuck Norris' |
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Canadian |
| This user is Canadian. |
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Firefox User |
| This user uses Firefox. |
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Socks |
| This user or group thinks all sockpuppets are not inherently evil. |
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Violence is quicker |
| Both diplomacy and violence solve problems. But violence is quicker. |
"Goldmen is simply put, insane. He likes shooting things. He ate this guys face once without being a zombie first...eww..."
- Oscar Wilde on Goldmen
"In Soviet Russia, Death deals Goldmen! Wait...same thing..."
- Russian Reversal on Goldmen
"I like cheese and senseless violence, mostly the latter."
- That guy across the street on Goldmen.
---This is the story fo the Man of Gold---
Goldmen, born 1864 in Malton, as a strikeing young man. His life seemed grand, with his late-night parties, and near undestructable liver, he was the talk of the town. It wasm't until one faithfull day,That his friends dragged him to go see The Village People. There, Goldmen became insane with hate. Hate for bad disco, and eventually, the human race. It wasn't until somewhere in the 90's, that he met Jane Maxwell, who we today can credit for several hundred deaths of zombies, and like one human. The human was justified since he looked at Goldmen funny. As you probably guessed, she taught him how to shoot, and mothered his five children, Sneaky Pete, the most Moxious man ever, besides his father; Bob the all-powerful, the most all-powerful ever, besides his father; and three members of the undefeated (At the time) Miami Dolphins.
His name wasn't always Goldmen, it used to be Steve Goldmen, so his name was always Goldmen. The first years of his life were spent in his lab, inventing al sorts of invalubale things. Like disco, light, moxie, gravity, time space, pizza, and your mom jokes. His soul mates were Jane Maxwell(as said above incase you decided to skip the first paragraph.) Emma Haupman, and Marival Armitage, how he got that, we aren't sure.
Now for the part that isn't a meaningless backstory.
After the zombie outbreaks, he quickly got a large shotgun and zombie costume. He used the costume to blend in with the zombies. He also learned their ways, and native language, which makes as much sense as leet-speak to most people. And how they kill their prey. Not to say he gave up on the human race, he is actually planning to gainm the zombie trust to then trully do the monster mash. At least he told me that, for all I know, it was a trick to make the humans think he was on their side, and has the full trust of the zombie lord and master, Chuck Norris.
To date, he has killed about 25 x his age - age of bread + 98/Mr.T's age + 42 zombies and one human combined. He is currently human. He is currently in the school as a safehouse, you know, with that teacher, you know the one with the face. He is eating a key-lime pie.
